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1/11/99
Run!!! Hide!!! It’s – gasp! – Your Show of Shows?
Close, but no cigar – it’s
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Oh, no!! The first show of 1999!
Can they not be stopped? It’s all up to you.
Join us again next week or maybe we’ll just join you.!!!
This program is based on the Broadway Musical: “No, No, Nanook!”
Join us next week when our heroes become Rebel Attornies in Search of Noah’s Ark!
Buy the sountrack album featuring music by: The Village People, Frankie Valli
1/25/99
Well, of course it’s
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screeplay William Shatner, Pope John Paul II
Based upon the novel: “Tom Swift and the Bionic Talk Show Hosts.”
Music: John Williams
Love Theme: Control my Remote sung by Johnny Mathis
Good Night!!!!!
Clips from audio:
“If you folks are tuning in for the first time we want to assure you this is not just another show with talking heads, but we’re not and you’re in for a big surprise.”
“That’s right, because other parts of us talk too, don’t they?"
“That’s right.”
2/8/99
Well, now, kids … It’s time for …
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
Clips from audio:
“Your weekly message in a bottle, which we empty first.”
2/22/99
aaauuuggghhh!!!! It’s
One Whirled View
starring Roger “Egor” Henry and Dan “Bela Lugosi” Vega
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screenplay Kigor von Scriech, based upon the novel “The Valley of Doom” by H.P. Lovecraft
Music: Greg Ghoulash and his Gang of Grinning Ghouls
Soundtrack available wherever 8 Tracks are sold
Buy your “Roger and Dan” action figures today!
Buy all 612 figures now.
Good Night!
For $9999.99 you too can own the entire Library of Congress.
Email: stuff@faketvoffers.com,
Clips from audio:
“I don’t have any goofus operandus to start with.”
“Modus gooferandus.”
3/8/99
YES!!!!!!!!!! It’s
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screenplay by Mike Monsanto, based upon the novel “From DDT with Love” by Eddie Exxon
Love theme: “Cargill and the Beast”sung by Fannie Ford.
Good Night!!!
Clips from audio:
“One Whirled View is your weekly reality check. The reality check is in the mail.”
“When people get hungry they’ll start to grow food.”
3/22/99
“Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers.”
In a world of darkness and despair, the need for heroes has never been more apparent….
Have no fear! One Whirled View is here.
Starring Roger (Talk Showman) Henry and Dan (VideoMan) Vega.
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screenplay Bruce Wayne, based upon the novel “One Whirled View vs. Captain Chaos Theory”
Love theme: “The Hulk Needs a Hug” sung by Nancy Drew
Martial Arts Training for Roger Henry provided by Gotham City Police Department
Dancing Lessons for Dan Vega provided by The Bruce Lee Dancers
Be here next week for the “One Whirled View” 36 hour mini-series
“Agony, Dust and Desire: Roger and Dan meet Elizabeth Clare Prophet.”
Be here next week! Same CAT time! Same CAT station!
Clips from audio:
“Higher than a speeding locomotive.”
“Make your own television. It’s cool! We’ll show you how!”
“Or at least watch ours.”
“Yeah, we’ll show you how to not do it.”
4/5/99
Huh? What’s that you say? It’s what????
Oh, that! Have no fear!
One Whirled View is here!!!!!!!
Starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screenplay Bruce Wayne, Based upon the novel “One Whirled View”
Clips from audio:
“Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.” – D. Eisenhower
4/19/99
hmmmmmmmm … what to watch?
Action? Adventure? Drama? Sappy love story?
No!!!! We’ll watch …
One Whirled View. Oh, wow!
Starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Screenplay: Mike Huckabee, based on the novel “He’s Got the Whole World View in his Hands.”
Love theme: “ooga ooga” sung by Frank Sinatra, Jr.
Dance Routines choreographed by Washington County Militia and Dance Troupe
Harpsichord lessons for Dan Vega provided by Harpo Marx.
Be here next week for “One Whirled View’s Ark”,
the story of two men who build a giant skateboard and collect a whole bunch of furry and .. .. eat them.
No, not really. Good night.
Clips from audio:
“This is the show that dares to take a gander at how we cook our goose.”
5/3/99
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Spellbinding: Wally Wizard
Poltergeistism: Arthur Ford, Based on the book “A Hitchhiker’s Guide to Public Access” written by Ford Prefect
adopted for the screen by Zaphod Breeblebox
Musical Theme: “Don’t Forget your Towel” sung by John Carter, Beerlord of Bars.
Good night, One-World-eteers.
Be with us next episode as Roger and Dan take on the Horrendous Hordes on Planet Hickey or
“Hickeys really suck.”
Clips from audio:
“Hoping is like wishing for something other than what is, which takes us out of appreciating and dealing with what is,
and so, you may hope there’s something better on, but what you got right now is One Whirled View,
and if you move to change that dial your finger will freeze and you won’t be able to work your button.
So keep your hand off the button and watch One Whirled View. Grab your chocolate and your sweetie.”
6/14/99
Almost Live!!!!!!!! It’s
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cast of Charachers: Snicker Drool – Roger Henry
Tommy Tuba – Dan Vega
Nick Danger as himself
Stevie Nicks – Gypsy Rose Lee
Mick Huckabee – Jim Morrison
Midnight Crawler – DeepRock Chomper.
That’s all she wrote! See you in the funny papers!
This show may not be videotaped, audiotaped, folded, spindled, made love to or mutilated without considering the social/spiritual ramifications!
Bye!
7/12/99
Tonight on this channel only
Roger Henry and Dan Vega
One Whirled View
Producer Roger Henry
Director: Richard S. Drake
Clips from audio:
“This is the show that is not content with out of body experiences, we’re after out of mind experiences.”
“It’s good to hear that people are changing their lives watching OWV, but we didn’t have anything to do with it.”
7/26/99
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Clips from audio:
“One Whirled View, coming from deep space.”
“That’s better than that deep thing we’re usually in.”
“Knee deep in space?”
8/9/99
Do not attempt to adjust your television set!
We now control your transmission –
we control the vertical, and the horizontal,
and even the ice maker on your fridge.
For the next 60 minutes we control – well, kinda sorta – your destinies …
Now sit back and endure - uh, enjoy:
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
8/23/99
No – Do not adjust your karma …
We now control your destinies …
Just sit back and watch.
A Roger Henry Production
One Whirled View
featuring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Directed by Richard S. Drake
9/20/99
Tonight! On this stage only!!!!
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Pamela Calisch
Technical Stuff Richard S. Drake.
10/4/99
Hey!!! You there!!!!!!
Don’t move!
It’s time for the guys. You know, the …
One Whirled View guys
with Roger Henry (guy #1)
Dan Vega (guy #2)
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
Clips from audio:
“Welcome to the You Know Versity, where you know more than we do, and it’s your responsibility to do something with what you know.”
“This is the show where we explore the You Know Verse Song of Life.”
10/18/99
One Whirled View
starring Dan Vega and Roger Henry
Clips from audio:
“It’s the You Know Versity.”
11/1/99
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega and Roger Henry
Clips from audio:
"It’s the first of November and we are starting our 8th year."
"We should get a reward for doing this for 8 years."
"Actually what I’d rather get is a reward that would pay me a hundred thousand dollars to not do this any more."
"You know who really deserves the award? The viewers, the guys out there who have been watching this for 8 years."
11/15/99
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega and Roger Henry
Clips from audio:
“No drugs were harmed in the taping of this animal.”
11/29/99
Welcome to
One Whirled View
the new Low Tech TV show.
Clips from audio:
“This is One Brave New World View.”
“We are the more obedient One Whirled View because we are in formation.”
12/13/99
Hey, Y2Kers!!!!!
It’s that End of the Millennium Favorite …
Roger “System Crash” Henry and Dan “Reboot” Vega in
One Whirled View
Clips from audio:
“This is the show that tries to find out where the truth lies.”
12/27/99
Yes!!! Back by Popular Demand!
It’s those goofy starts of stage and screen:
Roger Henry and Dan Vega starring in
One Whirled View
Clips from audio:
“This is the last show of the 20th Century and the first show of the 21st Century, the show that spans the millennium.”
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