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1/12/98
Tonight!!!!! “One Whirled View”
starring (if that’s the word) Roger Henry
and co-starring (hahahaha) Dan Vega
Produced by (call my lawyer!) Roger Henry
Directed by (work release!) Richard S. Drake,
Cameras: Mr. Kyle Empsall,
This has been a production of the CAT Liberation Army,
Goodnight!!!!!
1/26/98
One Whirled View
featuring those stars of stage and screen!!!!!
Roger Henry and ?????????????? Oh, yeah! Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
This program is adapted from the play “Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Attack the Corporate State”
written by Abbie Hoffman, Jim Hightower, J.P. Morgan,
No body parts were irradiated during the making of this program,
If you see these public access hosts do not attempt to capture –
call the public access security police at once.
Gotta go!!!!
Stop us before we tape again!!!!!!
Mmmm good! Mmm good!
That’s what “One Whirled View” is MMMM ….. Good!
2/9/98
AAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Run!!!!! FLEE!!!!!!
I
t’s One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henreeeeee,
Research Dan Vegaaaaaaaa,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
Dynamic Tension – Charles Atlas,
Sexual Tension – Adam West, Julie Newmar,
screenplay by Harold Robbins based upon his novel.
Stay tuned for scenes from One Whirled View The Motion Picture
starring Mel Gibson as Roger Henry and Pia Zadora as Dan Vega,
and starring William Shatner as Lee Majors
2/23/98
Yes!!!! Praise the CAT!!!!!!
It’s – Yes, it’s One Whirled View (Shaken but not stirred)
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega.
Produced by Roger Henry.
Clips from Audio:
“It’s One Whirled View. Not the only whirled view, but A whirled view. One of many whirled Views.”
“It doesn’t matter what you choose, it only matters that you choose.”
2/23 ending credits:
AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!! Run!!!! Flee!!!!!
It’s One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henreeeeee,
Research by Dan Vegaaaaaaaa,
directed by Richard S. Drake,
Screenplay: Danielle Steele, based upon the novel by Ian Fleming,
Tune in next week when Roger and Dan solve “The Mystery of the Seven Veils”
with special guest stars Roddy Piper as Bill Clinton, Madonna as Hillary Rodham Clinton,
William Shatner as Kenneth Starr, and Kevin Costner as Oliver Stone.
Outta here!!!!! Stop us before we host again!
No developers were harmed during the taping of this program – sorry.
3/9/98
Yes: Oh, Yes! I’m - I’m whirling …” oops!
I mean, uh … it’s, uh ..
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and the other guy Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
Dan’s Vega’s Assistant: Hugo Montenegro,
Roger Henry’s Assistant: Petula Clark,
Research – Daniel Webster.
Goodnight From the One Whirled View family!!!
Clips from Audio:
“I want to express my appreciation for those people who have called or stopped us on the street to express their appreciation.”
“I’m really glad for the ones who didn’t stop to express their lack of appreciation.”
“My head’s off to ya!”
3/28/98
Presenting: On Community Access Television,
One Whirled View
(Like it’s really any of your business!)
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega.
ENDING CREDITS:
The End! On Community Access Television,
One Whirled View (Like it’s really any of your business!)
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega.
Producer Roger Henry,
Director Richard S. Drake,
Screenplay: Stanislaw Ledbetter, Bobbie Jo Sidebottom,
Based on the novel: “Fayetteville Confidential” written by Steve McGarrett,
Love Theme: “No Victims in this house” sung by the Take Charge Singers,
Mr. Henry’s and Mr. Vega’s wardrobe provided by Dan Kelly.
Next week, the role of Roger Henry will be played by Leonardo Dicapprio.
Dan Vega will be played by Pia Zadora.
Hey! Gotta Go!
“Top of the World, Ma!”
“Oh, No! Is this the end of “Little Rico?”
4/6/98
Disclaimer “Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers.”
What time is it? You talkin’ to me??? I mean, uh …
It’s One Whirled View time
with Roger Henry, Dan Vega.
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
Dan’s Vega’s Assistant: Hugo Montenegro,
Roger Henry’s Assistant: Petula Clark,
Research – Daniel Webster.
Goodnight From the One Whirled View family!!!
William Shatner, Walter Cronkite, Tommy Robinson.
Selective Television Viewing is the key.
Control your TV viewing, don’t let it control you.
Goodnight Pia Zadora, wherever your career is.
4/20/98
Aaauuuggghhh!!!!!!!
The end of the World as we know it!!!!
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega.
Clips from Audio:
“Beware the bio-slime. The happier you are the more resistant you are to the bioslime. And don’t eat processed foods. Oh, that will get us sued. We didn’t say that!”
5/4/98
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
No one’s dignity was in any way during the taping of this program. Good night!
6/1/98
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry & Dan Vega,
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
No talk show hosts were harmed during the making of this program.
Goodnight.
Clips from Audio:
“Everybody needs a confidant.”
“Maybe we could go out together and sniff car exhaust and laugh together.”
6/15/98
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger “Mister T” Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake,
Production Facilities Community Access TV.
No possums were run over during the production of this program.
6/29/98
One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry,
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
Screenplay Wyatt Earp, Ike Clantom,
Special Effects Lorne Green, John Wesley Hardin
7/13/98
If at first you don’t succeed .. Whirl! Whirl! Again!
Yes! It’s One Whirled View
with Roger Henry!!!!!! and Dan Vega!!!!!!
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
This here show was brought to you by The Bubba Broadcasting Corporation (BBC).
Nighty – Night!
Clips from Audio:
“Remember, don’t give up hope! You hope there’s something better next show.”
7/27/98
One Whirled View
Starring Dan Vega & Roger Henry
With Special Guests The Spaced Girls Elena, Melissa, Lisa, Daisy
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Coollean Pancake
No Talent was injured or exploited in the making of this major motion TV picture
One Whirled View not endorsed by the Bucksville Chamber of Commerce or anybody in their left mind.
8/10/98
One Whirled View
with Hocher Phooey as Dan Vega &
Chunk Phleming as Roger Henry,
Proreduced by Roger Henry
Directed by Colleen Pancake
No talent was used or abused in the philming of this fictional portrayal of otherwise normal persons.
DISCLAIMER – What you see and hear is unsuitable for dimviewers.
Childlike discretion is advised.
Get a life!
Clips from Audio:
“Thanks for watching. Thank you, Viewers.
You’re the ones that make it all possible. Without you, we’re even less than we already are.”
8/24/98
One Whirled View
with Roger “Blackboard Jungle” Henry and
Dan “To Sir with Love” Vega
Produced by Roger Henry.
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
Teleplay: Hi Erlurning, Based upon the novel “Tom Brown’s School Days”
Music: Solarge High School Marching Tuba Band
Love theme: “Schoolbus of Love” performed by Roger and Dan and
accompanied by Jim Nabors and Celine Dion.
This program is also offered as a correspondence course.
See your syllabus under “Opera and TV Education”
or “Seduction of the Masses: Teaching, Titilation and Technology in the 21st Century Tea Room.”
Fashions provided by “Buzz” McCoy’s Shop, car repair and home economics class.
Uh, oh! Our time is up. See you in gymn class!
Today’s lesson: Gambling and Sports or Don’t sweat till you’ve made your bet!”
Good night!! May all your homework assignments be easy ones!
Clips from Audio:
“Good night, until proven otherwise.”
9/21/98
Warning!!!!! Warning!!!!! This is not a test!!!
It’s – it’s – it’s – One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger von Henri
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Mr. Henry’s clothes provided by Sean Connery
Dan Vega provided by Adopt-A-Host
Cameras Kenneth Starr
Music: Webb Hubbell and the McDougallettes
Screenplay: Monica Lewinsky
Based upon her novel “Discretion is my Middle Name, Babe.”
Next week: Roger and Dan solve the mystery of the ticklish intern.
Clips from Audio:
“If this had been an actual television show you would have been entertained.”
10/5/98
No Credits from Dan’s kitchen.
Richard Drake on camera.
Clips from Audio:
“Aloneness, competition and savagery are being left behind in the 3rd Millenium.”
10/19/98
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
Clips from Audio:
“This is a show about hope. You hope there’s something better on at Eleven.”
11/16/98
One Whirled View
“starring” Roger Henry as Captain Roger T. Kirk
and Dan Vega as “Mister Spega.”
Produced by Roger “Make it so” Henry
Directed by Richard “S for Scotty” Drake
Landing facilities provided by the NWA Spaceport Authority
Dilithium Crystals provided by Federation of Power and Light
Convention facilities provided by Mea Culpa, Inc.
The voice of Dan Vega was provided by James Doohan
The voice of Roger Henry was provided by Mel Blank
Klingon weapons provided by 10.
Clips from Audio:
“The show where what we wear matters a lot more than what we say.”
11/30/98
One Whirled View
featuring the talent of Roger Henry as “that guy”and
Dan Vega as “the other guy,”
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Special Effects by Gravette High School Shop Class
Saxophone Solo Denzel Washington
The best is yet to come!
Clips from Audio:
“It’s One Whirled View, the show that brings you the truth, the half truth, and nothing like the truth, so help us, God!”
“I had another idea for the School of Easy Knocks.”
“Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.”
12/14/98
Once again!!!! One Whirled View
starring Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger “ho ho hon” Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Music: Santa Von Clause
Screenplay Chris Kringel
based on the novel: How the Grinch Stole One Whirled View
Happy Holidays from us to ya’ll!
Clips from Audio:
“Santa Claustrophobia”
12/28/98
Run!!! Hide!!! It’s – gasp!
One Whirled View
with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Oh, no! The last show of 1998!
Join us again in 1999 or maybe we’ll just join you!!!
Goodnight!!!
Were off!!! As if you didn’t know….
Clips from Audio:
“You hear a lot of talk about out of body experiences, and this is the only show that brings you an out of mind experience.”
“And contrary to common belief, we are not half baked, we are totally baked.”
“We’re well done.”
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