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1/9/95 (credits no roll at start)
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry VIII
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
Catering: Tofu R’Us
Fashion Accessories: Frederick’s of Springdale
Research: University of Gravette
Spiritual Advice: Brother Newt Gingrich of the Order of Fascist Monks
Music: Newt Gingrich’s Orphan Choir.
Have you hugged your Republican today? Don’t forget to wear Latex gloves!!!!
Travel Arrangments made by Community Access Pilots Association.
Any anti-consumerism statements heard on this program do not reflect the views of the current United States Congress
Backbone provided by Bill Clinton who hasn’t used it for years
Coming soon to your locally owned corporate bookstore “One Whirled View – The War Years”
This show brought by The Solarge Corporation
Unauthorized taping or ripping off our mattress tags will result in medieval tortures and loss of charge card privileges.
Special thanks to David Carradine, without whose kind support this program would not be possible
Did you like this program? Please call 444-3433 now!!!
GOODNIGHT.
Clips from Audio:
“Boating 747”
“We’re new, and improved, and 50 percent off.”
“Get out of the way of big business and let market forces drive democracy to make democracy safe for consumption, right? So I propose the establishment of the Consumist Party.”
“That sounds too much like communist.”
“Comsumist Party?”
“I mean, we’re a co-op of people shopping together.”
“Homeless people can go out and buy things for their homeless.”
“You can’t be Adam and Eve without getting arrested in some states in the US".
“Polls indicate many more people believe in UFOs than believe in Social Security.”
TOPICS:
Solarge Convention hats, Cooperative Marts of the United States, Consumer party, let Hollywood run the war so nobody will get hurt, where you live affects you, when we get in our cars our neighborhoods disappear, antibiotics are losing their ability to fight infections
1/23/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
Special Cameo Appearance: Candace Marie.
This program made possible by a grant from the Newt Gingrich Foundation.
If you enjoyed this program, please call 444-3433 and let us know!!!!!
To delay might mean video catastrophe!
Follow the further adventures of Dan & Roger in their exciting paperback series.
Clips from Audio:
“We’re back, and we’re badly, and we’re 50 percent off.”
“It’s 10 o’clock, and do you know where your parents are?”
TOPICS:
no hats, yoga, RH on big exercise ball & juggles, animals at play, hatred, Bill Moyers, fluoride in the water, breast feeding
2/6/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Daniel Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras, lights, etc Mark Silano
Technical assistance: Jim May
Caster of the Cables Joey Dutton
No animals were harmed during the production of this program
Catering supplied by Frank “Bring ‘em back alive” Buck
Send E-Mail to alt.Whirled.View (c/o General Delivery)
Medical Advice Boy Scout Handbook
Have you hugged your talk show host today?
Musical score performed by the Gravette Brass Band / Laundry.
“WE SING THAT DIRT RIGHT OUT OF THAT SHIRT!”
This program has been approved for classroom use by the Vo-Tech Association of America.
If you enjoyed this program please call 444-3433 (why delay? Call now!)
Clips from Audio:
“Humor may be contagious.”
“Disclaimer: Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers. Childlike discreetion is advised.”
“Discreetion?”
“It does sound like a bad word. You never know what comes out of this show, or out of the mouths of fools.”
“It is kind of like discreetion sometimes, isn’t it?”
“The Quadlogy.”
“God is your knows.”
“We don’t do our own stuff, you know. We just steal it from other people.”
“I hope people out there aren’t taking us seriously.”
“It’s not our problem if they do.”
“Venus rhymes with ….”
“Yes … Cupid’s arrow.”
“Take evil out of the world.”
“How does one legislate no evil?”
“The only way to take evil out of the world is to take ourselves out of the world. We are both good and evil. We have free choice.”
“Evil is that which comes up from below.”
“Maybe it’s our judgment that get us in trouble.”
“In order to slay dragons you must become a dragon.”
“Limping along the Information footpath.”
“Belief systems are dangerous, you know. We should encourage people to know.”
“To be unkind is to be unnatural.”
TOPICS:
Valentine’s show, white jester hats, Leprechaun, Middle East conflict a part of belief, teaching story of white buffalo calf woman, prayer,
3/6/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mr. Mark Silano
Audio: Fabio Fenducci
Lights: Orson Welles
Spiritual Finetuning: Newt Gingrich
Tricorders supplied by Paramount Pictures
Travel Arrangements: Fayetteville Airships
Lunch Arrangements: Happy Jack’s Granola Koolaid & Tofu Cheesecake Shop.
Did you enjoy this program? If so, call now! 444.3433!!!!
Goombye.
Clips from Audio:
“The light of God in me salutes the light of God in you.”
“Thank you.”
TOPICS:
twit lids, mandatory shopping, Fortean news, lettuce spray, forecast medical industry#1
5/1/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
Acting Coach: Adam West
Physical Training: Mongo’s Gerital Bar
Yoga Demonstration tape provided by Newt Gingrich
Ethical Decisions made by you.
I have seen the Glory, and it cleaned my rug!
If you enjoyed this program, call 444-3433 and let us know!
If you don’t like this show or the ideas it represents, call 521-XXXX.
We’re almost done!
Check out the Roger and Dan Theater this summer at Branson, Missouri!
Double-billed with the Osmond Family!
Goombye!
Clips from Audio:
“Welcome to the One Whirled View, where we’ll give you a pill that will make you numb from the neck up.”
TOPICS:
May Day, invisible worlds
3/20/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
Mr. Vega’s outfit provided by Madonna Clothiers, inc.
Mr. Henry’s costume provided by Mister T.
Call your favorite radio station!!
Ask them to play “One Whirled View – Let me Spin Your Love” by Mariah Carey. Call now!
Look for Roger and Dan opening supermarkets in your area soon!
Call the CAT if you enjoyed this program.
In the words of the late Sigmund Freud, “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you are.”
We’re outta here! Pay our bail!
Clips from Audio:
“It’s Dannette and Rogerita.”
“We need a grant to start a war on the Tropic of Cancer.”
TOPICS:
Lingerie, chemicals/hormones, biorelativity, earthquake in Japan caused soil to turn to quicksand, cataclysmic earth changes
4/3/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega.
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
Promotional Material supplied by Church of the Holy Commerce
Music provided by the United States “Chamber” Orchestra.
Security provided by Chamber Cartridge.
Cleaning Service: Chamber Potts.
How do you feel about this show? Call CAT right now.
Show your support of Public Access.
Clips from Audio:
“Have you hugged your Hiemlich today?”
“If you suppress someone else’s free speech you suppress your own. It’s the Golden Rule.”
TOPICS:
Dark suits and glasses with ties, Chamber of Commerce, our greatest power is our power to choose, who knows what we wear under these suits?, conventional medicine / alternative medicine, airport vote, biorelativity
4/17/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henri & Dan Veaga
aka Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mark Silano
“How to Host your own talk show!”
Dan and Roger will bring their mobile seminar to your home or office and teach you and your employees how to have your own talk show for fun and therapy!
Costuming provided by Hermione’s Clothing & Estate Sale Service.
Pheremones donated by Kappa Sagga Goomba Fraternity Clogging Team.
Have you hugged your talk show host today? Why not?
If you don’t have one, find one!
Call the CAT for rental fees on our hosts! No job too grungy!
Roger and Dan will be giving the guest sermon this coming week at UBC – University Bumpthios Church.
A Virgo will be sacrificed.
Oh, no! We’ve run out of words!!!
Dorothy! Toto! Let’s split this burg!
Or, as Darth Vader said to the barbeque chef, “Use the forks, Luke!”
Clips from Audio:
“It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your tumors are?”
“Disclaimer: Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers. Childlike discretion is advised.”
“Why is there TV? Because 75% of American’s get their news from TV.”
“We have to thank the corporate status quo that’s wrecking this planet because if it wasn’t for that we wouldn’t have all this stuff to talk about on our show.”
TOPICS:
Sid hats, Earth Day, the Leprechaun called Dan and wants to be king, lingerie auction, who funds the news? Follow the money, technofixes, we know better than Nature,
5/15/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry’s Mom & Dan Vega’s Mom
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Mr. Mark Silano
A message from your friends at the Chamber of Commerce – When you think of Mother’s Day, remember all those great Mother’s Day Sales around town!
It’s a simple thing! Mother’s Day + $entiment = The Mall.
In the interests of equal time, next time we’ll feature Mongo’s Power Team!
Mongo and his human pillars of strength have been featured on the 700 Club, battering beer barrels for God!
Have you hugged your compost heap today?
We’re outta here, doodes!
TOPICS:
Mother of all Cable Shows – as our moms, Dan shaved sideburns, clip from Spike Jones TV (it’s tough to be a girl musician, especially when you happen to be a man), origin of Mother’s Day 1908, Human body as garden (Eastern) rather than machine (Western), masculine vs feminine creator, fairy image collection in Tulsa, Our It who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy pronoun,
6/12/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Lights: Mark Silano
Cameras: Mark Silano
Action! Mark Silano
Special Television Stuff Advice: Jim May
Pre-game yoga warm up exercises: Roger Henry
Letter writing campaign, Dan Vega
Security: Joe Friday
Creative Consultant: Newt Gingrich
Urban Planning: U.S.M.C. – “We had to destroy the show in order to save it!”
Transportation: Mr. Ed.
Join us for the “One Whirled View” tropical island cruise this summer! Call now!
Gather round, and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. . .
Financial Advisor: Jim Guy Tucker
Check out C-Span III for “One Whirled View – The Special Edition” hosted by those wacky dudes Bill Clinton & Neuter Gingrich.
Love theme sung by Andy Williams, Composed by Sid Vicious.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen, nobody knows but my therapist . . .
“That’s it! We’re outta here!
Absolutely no more! Not one bit! nada! nothing!
Don’t even ask!
TOPICS:
no hats, Father’s Day, Malathion, bees pollinate, intellichy, meliorism (to change by prayer)
6/26/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Lights, Camera, Action – Mark Silano
Blinded by the Light – Dan Vega
Travel Arrangements by Robert Louis Stevenson
Technical Things: Jim Goodlander
Overnight Accommodations: Motel Hell, located in beautiful Gravette, Arkansas
Have you hugged your glass of beer today?
No animals were harmed during the taping of this production (except for the director).
That’s it! There ain’t no more! Really!
Oh, no! We’re getting smaller ..
Clips from Audio:
“Let there be TV, and there was, and it was good, except for this show.”
TOPICS:
no hats, Jose Arguelles says use 13 month calendar, KJD, alcohol cloud in space, Goddess Brew
7/10/95
One Whirled View with Roger’s Henry & Dan’s Vega
Produced by Roger of the Henrys
Directed by Richard S. of the Drakes
Co-Hosted by Dan of the Vegas
Cameras: Mark of the Silanos
Script Approval: His Holiness, the Reverend Billy Bob Sidebottom
Catering: Jack’s Day Old Bread and Wine Shop – “Come commune with us!”
This program has been endorsed by the National Council for Moose Education.
Check out your favorite men’s clothing store for the “Roger and Dan” collection of fine men’s cologne.
This month’s debut spray: “Bowling Alley Burst” (also available as a bubble gum flavor!)
Love them duet “Like a whirgin” sung by Madonna & Ray Stevens.
Almost no elected officials were harmed during the production of this program.
That’s it! No more! We’re going back to Lilliput! Ready? Let’s start shrinking!
I can feel it! My body is compacting! Down to the hyperuniverse.
Help! We’re shrinking too fast!
Help! Help! Help! Gotta go!!!
Bye!!!!!!!
Clips from Audio:
“It’s your weekly reality check, so check your reality and join us for the next hour.”
“One other sponsor .. over next to Box B, Bucksville’s main office in the Solarge Plaza is the Flamanoid Burger, touched by fire, it’s torched over a burning couch, and when you have a Flamanoid Burger you’ll be touched too.”
“It’s 11 o’clock at night, and do you know where your reality is?
TOPICS:
no hats, reality, airport news – bonds, dairy problems, laser disk fun, in a past life my toaster was a hair dryer,
8/8/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Producer Roger Henry
Director Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Luigi Van Skuik, Carmella Cadbury
Audio: Len Parker
Set Design: Protoplasmic Interiors. “Soylent Green just didn’t go far enough!”
Music: Lawrence Welk’s All-Stars “No hit too corny! No singer too bad!”
If you can’t watch us in your town – Move!
Special effects: George Lucas.
This is it! The end of the show!
Call 444-3433. Tell them how much you like us!
Do you like us?
Goombye.
Clips from Audio:
“Tarp your load.”
TOPICS:
cotton summer hats, nuclear radiation, 50th Anniversary of Hiroshima bombing, rad waste products from Box B. background radiation 100 MRem 1949 to 400 MRems in 1979
8/21/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Biblical Interpretation: Al’s Translation and Muffler Service
Special guest appearance: Jim May
If you enjoyed this here teevee show, please call the good ol’ boys down at the C.A.T.
Musical Score: Bart Sidebottom and his tub thumpers.
Don’t forget to see “One Whirled Water World” with Roger Coston and Kevin Vega.
Bye! We’re outta here!
CAT. Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Clips from Audio:
“Disclaimer: some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers. Childhood discretion is advised.
TOPICS:
Straw hats, copper tube sphere, airport news, gravity anomalies, large humanoid footprints on ocean bottom, Jim May walk thru, Gulf War Syndrome, MCS,
9/18/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan (Braulio) Vega
Cameras: Herman Gustigeous, Alice van Miouse
Financial Support: Friends for One Whirled View
Love Theme played by University of Arkansas Marching Band
Look for “Roger and Dan sing the Best of Andy Williams” available at discount stores everywhere.
Transportation: Sky King
Security: Don Corleone
Taped at the studios of the Boekoesi?/u-876 Pirate Television Network.
Watch for a B.P.T. production cutting into a schedule near you!
Mr. Vega’s Hat provided by Jim Goodlander.
Clips from Audio:
“This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been an actual TV show you would be instructed where to turn to get more in formation.”
TOPICS:
Dan sailor hat, RH pith helmet from Belva, erudite (smooth), loquacious (we talk a lot), bodacious (bold and daring). Fan mail with suggestions for space set.
10/2/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry & Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Religious Fervor: Pope Leroy III
Floral Display: Big Al’s Funeral Home – “If you’re not buried by Big Al, you’re not buried!”
Physical Training: Martha’s Tennis Club and Eternal Buffet
Love theme: John Williams. Soundtrack available at a recycling center near you.
Screenplay: Gore Vidal, Anais Nin
Read the new novel “Roger and Dan reenact the Inquisisition.”
Have you hugged your talk show host today?
This has been a Chimps In The Control Room Production.
TOPICS:
gooner white cotton hats, mental health awareness week, exposure to light has health benefits, men most like smell of baking cinnamon rolls, late planting for bad spring weather, crop losses to early frosts, Christians and environment.
10/16/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Cameras: Don Tyson & Alice Walton
Script: Jackie Collins
Music: The Cowsills
Next Week: Roger and Dan’s Contract with America.
On sale now: One Whirled View Cologne – “One whiff and it’s a whirled view!”
Advice about stuff in the studio: Jim May.
We regret to inform you: No politicians were damaged during the taping of this program.
Applications now being taken for the Anti-christ Bowling League! Apply today!
Clips from Audio:
“This is the scratch and sniff One Whirled View.”
TOPICS:
no hats, broom and mop in plant, number of murders/night on prime time TV, Christians & environment
10/30/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras: Vampirella, Tor Johnson
Script: Ed Wood
Music: Samantha Stephens
Next week: “Plan 9 from One Whirled View” coming to a theater near you.
Costume Design: Agnes Moorehead
Advertising: Darrin Stephens
Spiritual Advisor: Rod Serling
Public Relations: Carl Kolchak.
Have you hugged your psychic friend today?
Call 1-800-D.WR-WICK.
GOODNIGHT.
Clips from Audio:
“Me like One Whirled View.”
TOPICS:
Halloween, witch hats, black clothes, fear, Dalai Lama message.
11/13/95
No Credits
TOPICS:
no hats, tune to Nature, New Madrid, how to sense earthquakes, ULF up 300 times,
11/27/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Script: Pat Robertson, Oliver Stone
Ethical Standards: Jim Baker
Sponsored by the Friends for Fermentation.
Transcripts of this show are available for $67. Just give us time to remember what we said!
Audio: Alexander Graham Bell.
Have you neutered your gingrich today????? Quick, before it turns on you.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen … Nobody knows but Lassie.”
So long! Or, as your local retail giant might say, “Good buy!”
Next episode, the role of Roger Henry will be played by Dan Vega, Dan Vega will be played by Jack Nicholson.
GONE. That’s it! We’re outta here!
Absolutely no more! Not one bit! nada! nothing!
Don’t even ask!
Clips from Audio:
“Once you see the deadly seriousness, then you see the humor, and sometimes it takes the humor to see the deadly seriousness.”
TOPICS:
crowns on head, solar energy, global cooling, need trees more than gold.
12/11/95
One Whirled View with Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Script: Nicholas Clause
Cameras: Eden Tomboulian
Music: Jim Nabors
Sponsored by the Grinch Appreciation Society
Transportation: Rudolph Hoffa Branch North Pole Teamsters
Special Carol Music: The Penultimate Pennywhistlers
Buy the special Christmas Album – “One Whirled View – Roger, Dan and the Little Drummer Boy” not recommended for music lovers.
Gotta Go!
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen … Nobody knows but Santa.”
So long! Or, as your local retail giant might say, “Good buy!”
Last show of the year!
OH NO! We never had time to tell you what we want for Christmas!
Ah well, just use your best judgment.
See you in 1996.
Clips from Audio:
“See the world becoming greener and cleaner and more beautiful.”
“And see One Whirled View continue to be here next year.”
TOPICS:
Last show of ’95, lights on plastic tree, airport vote failure, seaport news, toxic waste, Durham landfill, Gulf War Syndrome
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