ONE WHIRLED VIEW 1994

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Clips from audio:
“Due to a complaint last year I offer this apology. We did not mean to offend anyone in particular, because we wanted to offend everyone in general.”
“We can kill 2848 billion (2.85 trillion) people. Is that disastronomical?”

Topics:
Dan is old lang syne, RH is new year in diapers, what have humans done to the spirit of Christmas?, x-yans and debt, origin of words secular, disciple, clouds not figured in climate models, climate news .. the planet weather not doing anything like the models show it should, wooden vs plastic cutting boards, fierceness of plutonium – one millionth an ounce can kill a human,

Clips from audio:
“We’re not previewed, we’re prethought.”
“Which is what TV is all about, you know.”
“Once we kill the planet we will have determined for sure that it was alive.”
“And who is going to report it after we’re all gone?”
“Pay into the bank of happiness so that you can later withdraw happiness.”

Topics:
no hats, art: print of Ho Chih Min, portrait of bearded may by Dan, record cold and 60 degrees in January, Our Secret Plan by Daniel Quinn – we are going to consume until there is no more to consume, thin mid-continent crust makes New Madrid quake bad, quote from Alex Tytler, Northwest Arkansas Council – do we want bondage? incinerators (184 of them in the US), giving.

Clips from audio:
“Guns represent power and authority, so it’s all a matter of who’s got the guns.”
“Make peace with your bacteria.”

Topics:
weird (dark) glasses, OINKWARD pig buttons, SeaPork, who is the authority?, we are at war again .. Bosnia now, pesticides, gasoline has up to 50% aeromatic hydrocarbons – known carcinogens – EPA says 50% of cancers from chemicals are gasoline based, bacteria, antibiotics, irradiation of food, crystal ball on table, Persian Gulf Syndrome

Clips from audio:
“According to 91 Gallup Poll, 60% of Americans believe in hell, up from 54% in 1955. Do you believe in hell?”
“Hell, yeah.”
“Feed not, least ye be fed. Wait a minute, that wasn’t right.”

Topics:
Art by Linda Stewart, Spring time, Dan has flower ring on his head, RH with straw hat and on cameras, Saint Patrick, Monsanto acitochlor is carcinogen, $$ cuts to overseas disease research, TB on the rise, American “classes,” drug use in teenagers, the redemptionists – hell was out of style but coming back,

Clips from audio:
“It is cool to be uncool. We are badly. The motto of our gang is, we shall practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.”
“We are white nerds on knowledge.”
“White nerds on cocoa.”
“Oh, you brought the drugs?”
“My inflatable doll burst last night.”
“Well, you should have taken those scissors out of your pocket.”
“Why does a rabbit bring eggs at Easter?”
“Rabbits lay eggs?”
“No, but we do.”
“Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.”
“… build the towers of babble.. it takes a lot of guys and I’d say about 40 or 50 billions cases of beer.”
“We’ll be back in two weeks.”
“If you’re not lucky.”
“Choose heaven.”
“Or choose hell.”
“It’s your choice.”

Topics:
nerd gang on cocoa, red t-shirts, blue paper bow ties, horn rim glasses (no lenses), scissors in pocket, fuzzy bunny time, art: cartoon – man struggles with inability to express self, origins of hell, Eostre, why don’t we trust the gov’mint re: radiation doses?, Navy sound tests in oceans to determine if temp is going up, little funding to ocean studies.

Clips from audio:
“You can skinny dip in our seaport. Never mind that the stuff floating in it is gonna eat your skin.”

Topics:
Stipple Art by Frank Williams, pointy hats from Peru, New breed of chicken (sweetgum ball and black-eyed peas for eyes, sticks for legs), tissue culture, Pavlov’s meat, Franken Meat, chickenstein, May Day, Double BMU car, Tennessee bans nudity anywhere (except in private nudist camps), sinkhole in Rogers, Mom was right, eat your veges, humans are collateral damage in the quest to make more money, chemicals from industry – production has doubled since 1985

Clips from audio:
“We’re not anybody important, we’re just two guys who wandered in off the street.”
“How many beers in a six-pack Dan?”
“I don’t know. I always lose count.”
“This is welfare state television.”
“I would like to announce my candidacy for the office of Spending Czar and Head Kaput of the Bureau of Bureaus. The first plank in my platform is to use 40 million Dollars to investigate whether or not there is government waste. The second stool I’m going to stand in is, we’re going to spend 100 million Dollars to find out where the waste is at. The third and most important issue is that we’re going to spend a couple billion Bucks to fix the problem.”
“We’re going to spend a couple billion Bucks to end government waste?”
“That’s right.”
“We grace and disgrace the airwaves.”

Topics:
Peruvian hats and doll, Mother’s Day, Protrait Art by Don Kitz, rope on floor to demonstrate “don’t do this to cables in studio, “funding shortage for Hwy 540, bad soils for highway in NW Arkansas, how does estrogen affect the brain in Alzheimers, prostate cancer fueled by fat in diet, gardening, concrete protects the soil underneath

Clips from audio:
“We teach our children as a family value to help the household and pick up after themselves, but as soon as you graduate into business then you are taught that you don’t take responsibility for your own waste. You privatize the profits of your corporation but you socialize the problems with waste. You put that off on the taxpayers. In relation to religion, the church, god, wants to privatize your soul, but he wants to socialize your sin.”
“Are you fiscally impaired? Is your highway budget crippled where a crutch won’t help? Or a congressman won’t help?”
“How much time?”
“Richard’s giving us three fingers.”
“That was kind of him. Normally he just gives us one.”
“We come to your TV uninvited every two weeks, and we’ll come back.”
“And we hope you’ll continue to develop your view.”
“Right. It’s your view that counts.”

Topics:
Art by Huysum, no hats, RH hat slicked back, Dan has big head, Fuzzy’s property No. and Garland, houses $31K in Ft. Smith --3x that in Fay, brought to you by Hickory Dickery Clockworks, butter better than margarine, Sponsored: by Granny’s Crispy Juicy Mega Meat Morsels, dioxen, polls: 1/2 of Southerners call the US a “Christian” nation. Quote from Geo Washington, Thomas Jefferson

Topics:
God art, prayer, bacteria, BSE, medical history, Norm Sheely

Clips from audio:
“Speakin’ o’ dips, this is Roger and Dan with One Whirled View.”
“The meaning for One Whirled View is that we are here to enlighten, entertain, and help you make wise choices, because, after all, your greatest power is your power to choose, and you can choose to watch this show or not, and you can choose to buy chemicals or not, and you can choose to eat fatty foods or not, it’s your choice. This is America. You know you are free to shop at Wal-Mart or KMart, but shop.”
“And be aware that there are many out there who would gladly take your choices away from you and make the choices for you.”
“Enthusiasm means in god.”
“That thio word that was in the chemicals there, that means sulfur. Is there any connection between god and sulfur?”
“Yeah. If you don’t pay any attention to god you go to hell.”
“I thought sulfur was of the devil. It’s ALL god. So, are those chemicals a manifestations of god?”
“Yeah.”

Topics:
Melissa art, propeller heads, MicroMouse (elephant hand puppet Republican with a message), tomorrow is solstice, meaning, spiritual authority

Disclaimer:
Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers. Childlike discretion is advised.

Clips from audio:
“It’s new!”
“Yeah, after being gone for a long time.”
“This is a photo of an exhibit called Tree Souls by Alison Sar. This piece of art portrays humankind’s dependence on the Earth for physical and spiritual survival. It’s part of a display entitled Landscape as Metaphor, Visions of America in the late 20th Century. It’s now showing at the Denver Art Museum, so y’all all jump in your cars and wreck the environment to get our there and see it.”
“We are One Whirled view, and you’re not.”
“If you live you pay, if you die I collect Insurance Company.”
“We didn’t come for advice, we came for money.”

Topics:
Lisa, authorities,

Clips from audio:
“Wait a minute! We came for money. We didn’t come for advice.”

Topics:
car phones and distraction, Seaport authority non-competition clause, naps (100 M Americans sleep deprived), problems with pesticides, Gulf War Syndrome, Patch Adams on laughter.

Topics:
Baby in hands art, berets, RH – HUH? name tag, destroy creation for glory of god, age of Kali Yuga, seven arrows, intellecy, large mammals in decline, Rainbow Bucks

Topics:
no hats, skewed and silly look at the world, trash your trees for art, EnlitenMart, Box B, health care in USA, dioxin

Topics:
Reichminded, large canvas w/ Japanese-like art, berets on head

Topics:
Funnels for hats, huge photo of city at night behind us, Iraq war??, raising oil prices

Clips from audio:
“The First Free Will Southern Gospel Marxist Mohammedan Nude Car Wash Synagogue”
“Withdrawal from caffeine addiction may cause failure to shop.”
“Dan is shopping impaired.”

Topics:
Halloween, witch hats, Sam Hill, head transplant, BoxB, airport authority news, caffeine, vitamins, science studies parts, big pharma, sports stuff and our spiritual lives

Clips from audio:
“We are new, and we are improved, and we are one half off.”
“Is that all?”

Topics:
Dan in bowler, RH in knitted tam, the recent election, Republican party, thank your organs, hope

Clips from audio:
“Being an American means never having to walk to get a cold beer.”
“The other day I bought some shoes that help me jump my jumpest and feel my highest.”

Topics:
RH solo, Christmas origins, Readers Digest article on planet cooling. Alternative universe, re-named X-mas carols, mention of Tuck’s Oakland St. neighbor, they celebrate Hogmas, 100th anniv. of production motor car 1885, Parking Garage 6 next door to Motel 6 and Cemetary 6, awareness of body by slowing the breath, yoga awareness thru body, Ambrose Bierce “Christian”, I hang out at jr. high school as volunteer, this planet can support us!