ONE WHIRLED VIEW 1993

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Night Talk “One Whirled View” with Dan Vega and Roger Henry.
Artwork by Linda Telthorst,
Produced by Richard S. Drake,
Directed by Lanny Anderson.
Cablecaster: Pat Patterson,
Security provided by Mongo’s Strike Force.
Comments concerning Night Talk should be addressed to: Richard S. Drake, (address omitted), Fay’ville.

Clips from audio:
“This is Night Talk, and we will present to you One Whirled View.”
“Where else can you get culture and inanity in one show?”
“We were walking by this building and this guy said, ‘Hey! You guys. Bozos. Come here! We need somebody to do this TV show, and I said, ‘Got it.’”
“Tonight, the secret of how to save millions of Dollars, but first .. Dan, I notice you got some news clippings over there.”
“If you’re cruising the dial please stop, we’re going to share some news clippings and then share perhaps a different perspective on the regular news. We read a lot of stuff. Read, read, read, and then every two weeks do this silly TV show to bring to you a different and whirled view of what it is that we’ve read in the news, heard on the radio, et cetera, et cetera.”
“If this extra terrestrial was allergic to water, and water would kill him, would he still need to be baptized in water? I mean, what if he was based on some benzene ring compound and needed to be immersed in hydrazine chloride or dimethyl dichloroflouroethane?”
“As long as they were blessed first in Holy solvents.”
“After all, we did go from flesh and blood to crackers and grape juice.”
“That’s an easy leap to make.”
“It’s your faith that counts. It’s not what you believe in, it’s how much faith you have in what you believe in, if that’s of any help. Probably none at all.”
“Broccoli is going to be back on the table.”
“You could be watching foot bough but NO, you gotta be watching this, now. What we do is take news clippings, and we make fun of things, and mess up the news.”
“We’re just trying to figure it out, Folks.”
“We don’t spoon-feed you the news, we fork it up.”
“If the world came to an end tomorrow, I wouldn’t have anything else to worry about any more, would I?”
“That’s right.”
“We forked up the news to you tonight.”
“We’ll make more sense, or some sense, or non sense.”
“No sense.”
“The secret to saving millions of Dollars a year – don’t buy anything!”

Topics:
1st show in a month, art by Linda Telhorst “My Love” [dragon painting], Lanny director, balloons by RH with hair parted on left, planet hanging to left of RH, how to save millions of Dollars, Pope exonerates Galileo, Christians ask ‘should we baptize aliens?’, sexual behavior in modern China, Westernization of China, prez-elect Bill Clinton, Boston – city water vs. having one’s own well, shortfall in pension funds, Chernobyl re-starts 2 nukes, irradiated racketball strings, plants like chicken litter better than inorganic fertilizers, intermission clip, ethanol production thru genetically altered e. coli, at 27 min planet spinning backward (very slowly), 3K deep ice cores Greenland reveal 1-2 year change from warming to cooling, caller asks about airport – cave fish battle has not begun, gravel-voiced caller asked about SolargeVest Bank, Fred Hammer the mayor, Chickahol, 3rd caller looking for glacier in Greenland, AR, chicken flippers!, Slam yoga at end?

One Whirled View with Dan Vega and Roger Henry.
Produced and directed by Lanny Anderson.
Cameras Operated by Richard S. Drake.
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Topics:
Disclaimer: Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers. Childlike discretion is advised.
Empty frame art, no hats, RH with “Save the Humans” button on shirt, planet hanging to RH left, 953 million Dollar work of art is priceless and invaluable, toxic waste cleaned up by taxpayers is freemarket economies, Science News – in some places the planet is warming, cooling in others, Airport authority, volcanoes under Ross Ice Shelf, moving 2m / day, break for some kind of promo or entertainment tape, Seaport authority, farm chemicals, mustard gas tests WWII, moths threaten oaks in Ozark forests, S&L rip-offs, endocrine disrupting chemicals

Clips from Audio:
“This is public access, not pubic access TV.”
“Spoonerism of real food is feel rude.”
“What do you get when you mix hogs with the goddess of love? You get Porcodite.”
“What the health to talk about?”
“We don’t really look like this, it’s them drugs in your system that makes us look like this.”
“I find it most interesting that the doctor determines how you die, and sad but true, your insurance company decides when you die.”
“If you asked me about the final fifth, I’d know what that’s about.”
Girl, “What’s the final fifth?”
Dan, “That’s that thing in the bottle, the last one you drink before you pass out.”
RH, “That’s the one you finish off during the game.”
Girl, “What do drink?”
Dan, “Irish whiskey.”
RH, “Does he look Irish to you?”
Girl, “I’m Irish.”
“We’re TV’n now! The name of our show is One Whirled View, and this is our world whirling.” RH points to globe on string.
Girl, “We can see up his dress.”
RH, “What were we talking about?”
Dan, “I don’t know.”
RH, “It must have been important.”
Caller guy, “I just want to say, I think that guy on the left (Dan), he’s pretty cute.”
Dan, “Hey, thank you. I’d be willing to bet there’s a whole lot more guys out there that will put on women’s clothing than would admit it.”
“When is there going to be an end to war?”
“Heidi goes to Mars won best picture (Oscar).”

Topics:
Summer hats and dark glasses, planet hangs to RH left, Lanny produces, Richard screening calls, 80 degrees today, wearable art by Khalisa Kitz, GMO/biotech - splicing pig and human genes together yields Beltsville Hog, it’s not good to do it for profit, health stuff – smoking bans, aspertame breaks down to methanol, [clip ‘look like this’ at 17m40s], buterate and sickle cell anemia, hemo – 200 pound guy who mows your lawn, treatment of terminal illness, income tax stuff, break tape 23m16s to 30m32s, fashion show – Dan put on Khalisa’s dress, phones start ringing, cracks in nuclear reactors found 1991, 13 of 18 French pressure water reactors have them, symptoms of premature aging, cute girls call at 32m40 to 39m40, Lisa, Tracy and Chastity and Amy and Kelly, caller says he has a bad reaction to age, turn the sun down because the chickens on the beach have their flippers straight up and can’t get back up on their feet, caller asks about wearing women’s clothing, ghost dance, Fortean Society, appeal to humanity to be humane – Japanese & Brit soldier visit 50 years after River Kwai incident,

Clips from Audio:
DV, “This shirt was made in Mexico.”
RH, “I was made in Texas.”
DV, “Well, I was made in several different states.”

[continue at 11 min] Topics:
No hats, planet to RH left, Dan in hand-stitched Mexican garden shirt, Life as Art, Art as Life, 25 min after the hour break tape Beyond the Mind’s Eye, Miramar animation, Corp o’Engineers want 10.5 million$ to fix Beaver Dam, which is leaking, cryptosporidium

Clips from Audio:
“Welcome to a dead live show. This is One Whirled View. How whirled? Like, really whirled. You know what whirled is. You have a porcelain appliance in your home that whirls. That’s the kind of whirled view we’re talking about.”
“Commercially viable mutant.”
“How would you like to see that on the label of your favorite brew .. Commercially viable mutant brew.”

Topics:
No hats, planet hanging to left of RH, call out show, Netherlands has hash and weed delivery, 50th anniversary of LSD, computers make crime hard to deal with, Michigan lawmaker wrote Quantum Politics, Germans experiment with beer brewing in space, Russian cosmonauts saw giant angel in space, Brits trying to reduce size of pint, RH calls Japan / Dan answers, military and government, plutonium release in former Soviet state, cultural degradation when there is one world corporate structure based on Western model, theocracy, 4 horsemen of apocalypse, 4 heads of great beast and 4 great world religions are the same 4, vegetarians are evil and a threat to religion, suicidal believers, Jr high training for jobs, drug use at Jr. high, connection between jobs and drugs, celebrate living

Clips from Audio:
“The earth is round but the world is flat.”
“What if every single cell in your body is a universe?”

Topics:
psychic call-in, 4divine1, laser disk, Christians claim they are victims, Earth and gardening, [clip apple demonstration],

Topics:
Lisa guest, paper mache dragon on table, tie-dye shirt on Lisa, how do we protect our planet?, apple demonstration, where can we grow food in this area?, Einstein’s work, Education, Jr. high is to get kids ready for jobs,

One World view with Roger Henry Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake.
We need the seaport!!!! Don’t listen to these malcontents!!
Support sexist restaurants!!! Support Sexist Family entertainment!
Why must I be a teenager in love?
Use the force, Dan!
Help! Interdimensional invasion!!!! Call Orson Welles!!!
Special Guest Stars: William Shatner, Gil Gerard, Lorne Greene, Fifi Laverne, Elvis Presley.
Cameras: Mondo Caine, Ansel Adams, Andy Warhol.
Audio: Jon Bon Jovi, Renee Richards, Bridget Fonda.
Painting by Cedar Carrier.
Love theme composed by Tx Trumbo.
Fact checking: Bob Bond, Glenn Sowder.

Audio clips:
“About all these floods, I think I’ll turn on the TV and see what to think about that.”
“I think that when I see these floods on TV that the land is underwater, Dan.”
“Yeah.”
“I think that when the land is under water it doesn’t produce food, Dan.”
Yeah.”
“I think if it doesn’t produce food, Dan, I won’t be able to go to the grocery store and buy it.”
“Yeah.”
“If I think I can’t go to the grocery store and buy food I’m either going to be hungry or I’m gonna grow some food.”
“Yeah.”
“Wow. Did I think? Maybe if I hit myself in the head enough I’ll quit thinking.”
“Sometimes it’s good to quit thinking.”
“Yeah.”
“It’s easier, and less painful.”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, and Elvis got up and operated a camera for us a little bit there just before he shot a big hole in it.”
“If we offended anyone tonight it’s not our fault, it’s Richard’s fault.”
“Remember, the Solarge Corporation loves you!”

Topics:
Body is temple, yoga, Cedar art, football and basketball on table, how the news works, Journalism and apathetic electorate, why do rich people buy media outlets when they don’t all make money?, TV can be used to influence people, food production in America down this year, Access 4 Fayetteville, Virtual Vision TV worn like sunglasses, distinction between living life and tuning it in, mount TVs in our brain, Hooter’s and lawsuits, churches encouraging mind/body connection as matter of stewardship, religiosity and health related behaviors, CFS – chronic fatigue, retroviruses and allergy links, fiberglass insulation will be the asbestos of the ‘90s, plutonium leak in Siberia, DU in Gulf War, 1957 nuke plant meltdown in Soviet Union buried under moved mountain, USA buys plutonium from former Soviet Union, full moon,

Clips from Audio:
“We could have saved the planet but we were too cheap.”
“The question that’s happening all over is, do we save this because it’s healthy and nice and natural, or do we destroy it because we need the money?”
“The beer truck does not bring happiness but it brings a reasonable facsimile sometimes.”
“We could do a show that’s 30 minutes of intro, then 30 minutes of saying goodnight.”
“Will there be a sun tomorrow?”
“Oh, interesting thought. What if Spring didn’t?”

Topics:
Eve Henry needlepoint art, no hats, planet to left of RH, it’s hot – up to 100 degrees, feed cat or ball cap demo, live shows allowed again, global warming could cause devastating cold spells, GRIP Greenland Ice core Project (6 min), warming tropics, 2 hurricanes near Hawaii, 1 in Atlantic, lotsa weather news 9 (11min), Meteor shower at fairgrounds, aliens, laser disk effects, tea tree from Florida malalueka trees, big problem in Everglades, bare feet on table, melatonin / electromagnetic fields / light at night and cancer link, Monsanto & WMI spreading bad technology around world, We are the Earthquake Generation by Jeffrey Goodman, 8.1 Guam quake last year, near LA Wilmington airfield sunk 29 feet due to oil extraction, punctuated equilibrium, problems with affluence, Wendell Berry quote about connecting with the Earth, RH mentions cherry tomatoes in back yard, Elvis died on this date,

Clips from Audio:
“It’s One Whirled View with Dan and Roger. Welcome to tonight’s really big shoe. Show. We took our shoes off.”
“They’re not that big.”
“Tonight is a variety show. We have a variety of things we want to show.”
“Wait a minute. We did that last show.”
“Oh, yeah. This is not a summer rerun, is it?”

Topics:
Dan’s cat painting, planet hanging on string, white paper dunce caps

Spoken credits:
Producer is Roger Henry, Director is Richard S. Drake, and camera person is Lanny Anderson.

Clips from Audio:
“Why do we look like escapees from gooner chef school?”
“Double BMU cars.”

Topics:
jester hats, final week of summer, winter type storm in Rockies, signing of Peace Accord, where will we sell all those arms?, nitrogen industry, thalidomide shuts down immune system, chemicals, loss of farmland, NAFTA & GATT, local infrastructure needs, Hurricane Andrew, chlorine and ammonia dangers, definition of non-toxic.

Clips from Audio:
“How to put the plutonium genie back in the bottle.”

Topics:
Marta art, dark glasses no hats, pre-thought thoughts, Gary C. called to say it’s 8 pounds of grain per pound of meat not 17, e. coli death in Northwest from hamburger, food handling, beer purity laws, Dan has whistle, the world is a dangerous place so wear your safety glasses, OPEC warns of price collapse, gas 85 cents/gallon in Oklahoma, oil at $15/barrel, plutonium storage and disposal of nukes, Pantex plant, Richard on floor doing sit-ups, nuke tests over Pacific, Soviet nuke tests, children and pesticides in food,

Topics:
Huge Marta art, no hats, RH long hair parted center, pointed paper hats on head, the least pumpkin on the table, One Hurled View, planet hanging between us from ceiling, mandatory car and health insurance, Biosphere, family farms only 1.9% of population (vs 40% at turn of century), how to destroy Native Americans, Pope issues encyclical, Richard walks onto set with belt in hand, Jesus is Lord and Master Charge, list of heretics (including Charles Fort), Matthew Fox next week, Nobel prize winner Toni Morrison laughs a lot, sparkly laser disk, hope, including growing our own food in the future,

Clips from Audio:
“God has a mom?”
“Yeah.”
“And his father is Bob?”
“The patriarchs cannot admit that maybe God has a father. maybe because the patriarchs didn’t ever get along with their fathers.”
“We need a paradigm shift.”
“Or a pair o’ quarters or a pair of Dollars or whatever.”
“All we know is that a great change is coming, right?”
“Sure.”
“Protect the soil, it’s sacred.”
“Yes, the soil is divine.”

Topics:
Cedar Carrier art, rh with symbol of authority hat and Solarge badge, rh with Elena’s red plastic halloween mask, tax credits to biz moving here, they need seaports, NWA Council Navy, origins of authority, heretics, Matthew Fox – original blessing – we are divine, Richard Drake across set, wisdom of native peoples, control issues, cosmic Christ, Old Turtle by Douglas Wood, plastic bat in front of camera, WAC got earthquake clause in contract, psychic earthquake rattling the foundations of fundamentalism,

Clips from Audio:
“Greetings, Comrade. Gorky.”
“Blizzard of global warming.”
“There’s only 411 days until next year’s Christmas.”
“You realize you are perfectly free not to accept any of our pre-thought thoughts.”
“I trust the government and the corporations to take care of me.”
“Sure, Dan. I know you do.”
“We can trust them.”
“The only power we have over the living environment is the power to destroy it.”
“Is the Universe friendly, or is it unfriendly?”

Topics:
RH no mike, Marta art, brass mallet on table, RH in Comrade’s gear, bear in lap, on head, getting ready for global warming, Dan has reindeer (moose) on knee, RH puts it on head, our X-mas duty is to shop and spend, Wendell Berry, Nostradamos & Oceana quotes, medical profession, distracting special effects and c-gen,” pollution / crime connection, life is determined by how something dies, RFRA, g-ment says they are protecting children, but what about all the pollution allowed, and when do we bring lawsuits?, Haiti, [clip effect at 40 min], BST, BGH, FDA calls it a drug, industry highest greenhouse gas emitter, drive more to burn toxic waste in the gas, global warming from cars drives down the effects of global cooling, tree sales hurts ecology, James Trusslow Adams 1930, Dan’s tiger on CAT logo.

Clips from Audio:
“You can watch TV if you want to. We can sit up here and make stupid TV just like you can sit out there and watch stupid TV. “
“We are stretching the edges of the envelope with strange two talking heads television.”
“I watched the first three Planet of the Apes episodes.”
“The government is saying health care is too expensive but thwne you look at the things that directly affect our health, a lot of them are coming from the government.”
“Jesus loves the little children. It was the older ones that were yucky.”

Topics:
[clip Dan art (giraffe)] at 0 min, NAFTA passed by Congress, RH racial slur re: Mexico, [clip Vega art at 8 minutes]-, JFK assassination –82% don’t believe we know the truth- 71% conspiracy, Body builder TV background, growing our own food, 1/2 cancers in America gasoline related, Hwy project / funding problems, mention of future water problems, John directing, Rdrake gone, Gulf War Syndrome, water scarcity,

Clips from Audio:
“In the beginning was the word, and the word was OINK!”
“There’s no conflict of interest. I’m interested in the money and so that’s not a conflict.”
“The more effluent you have the more affluent you are.”
“That’s right. We are an effluent society.”
“The key to happiness is the ability to balance making the world a better place with enjoying the one you’ve got.”
“We’ll get some musicians and have sax and violins on our show.”
“If it looks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it’s probably pork.”

Topics:
Dan no hat, RH pointy white jester hat, Mozart music in background, Solstice / Christmas show, Mithra, highway expenses, airport authority news, Oinkword, pig-butt pin, SeaPork Authority, Nature’s critters in way of airport, Angel in tow truck, carpenter builds a spiral staircase, Christmas pork song titles, 9-year old Lisa says airpork, Porkansas, we need to go Pork Wild, S.A.D.,