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Paranoiacs are beside themselves, Metanoiacs simply
Change their minds, and the cheerful put on a new face
to get ahead. 'Tis the season to be of good cheer, says the
dunderhead of the phenomena of noumena. Three cheers for the Ewe S A !!
Baa, baa, baa for the Humbug!
TOPICS:
Olga late to party, Icy blasts of global warming!, Warming up to species loss
"Screaming" Arctic, Cold virus warms up to humans, Staph ruptures immune staff
In the war for corporate profit: Dead - 3892 & Injured - 28,628, Inspectre General
Abram off, says Bush!, CIA tapes mouths shut, Fascism in America?
Freedom hears all sides, Prize freedom over fear, Toady stoolies
How can there be freedom when everyone is bound up?
Bound to bombastions, rodomontademons, euphuisticallousness,
fustianinnys and bullwarkiness. We need laxation,
with or without representation. Humor yourself and
your humors will follow.
Laughter is serious cutting edge prayer.
TOPICS:
Ho-Ho-Ho Lotta shakin goin on!, Weather on sale, Darken up!
Graveness of graveyard shifts, Cold virus warms up to humans
Staph ruptures immune staff, In the war for corporate profit:
Dead - 3882, Injured - 28,582, Firefighters spying spooky.
"Secure Flight" flies unfriendly skies, Bush Business bashes yo EarthMama
Bush Abramoff amnesia faux secret, Fascism in America?
Freedom hears all sides, Prize freedom over fear, Toady stoolies
The Fuhrer of Fear fuels the fearocity of national fear mentation
with the appropriate feartilizer. Can fear of the trap
keep us from seeing how trapped we are? Is there anyone to lead us
to dump this loathsome load? The mother lode of freedom
from fearfdom is hitching our war wagons to the lodestar
of loving compassion and selflessness.
Surrender to Peace!
TOPICS:
Cyclone bangs Bangladesh, Earthquake stirs Chile, Praise for rain?
Deathspeak, War Dead - 3867 & Injured - 28,489, Operation Desert Desertion
War at any cost!, Teens hunt/gather tons of food, "End of America"
Facing facets of fascism, Citizens free to rat now
The Bard says, "It's time to say Grace."
Eudaemoniacs claim that happiness, the universal goal,
is derived from a life of activity governed by reason.
What is a life of activity governed by fear?
Or of warfear? Methinks it's time to give methanks for
the attitude of gratitude.
TOPICS:
Quakes, floods & fires, Water we going to do?, The Unflushables
Spring forward, Fall off. Memory loss big booga booga, Happy Thanks living
War Dead - 3849 & Injured - 28,385, Facing facets of fascism
Believe nothing you see on TV.
If you want to know, do not believe.
Wisdom is the realm of seeing.
The world is a reflection of who we are.
Our greatest power is our power to choose.
Choose wisely.
TOPICS:
Exceptional drought - normal fires, Crude report & mere mortal count
Good vibrations?, Electronic peach fuzz, Putin boils Rice
Contracted Revenuers, Gimme happay, Be you now!
Free to Squeal in Good Faith, Facing facets of fascism
Mercy, nary a one of us survives without dying to the known.
Who slew our ideals in the slough of freemarket gunsels who operate in the black?
Let's draw a bead on how we slough them off.
A catabolism is needed as the catastasis for saprobic miasma.
"Breathe deep the gathering gloom ...
We decide which is right
and which is the illusion."
TOPICS:
Averagable weather, Rock snot algae, Dengue fever spikes, Brain eating amoebae
Financial flu drill, More tallity told, Pediatric fibrillation, War dead
Veterans fiscalamity, Blackwater redfaced?, Homeland Defense fiscalamity
Forget Alzheimer's, A Head of Reality, Gimme happay
At the end of the carbonera it's time to bid
carbonvoyage to the carbondage of the carbonazis.
Our carbonation of the carboneheaded, carboneaters,
carbonaughty and carbonvivant need bid farewell to the carbonaire.
What fills your tank when you're running on empty?
TOPICS:
Humberto wets Texas, African floods flush food, Climatic history
Warm melt opens passage, Electro-bipolar, Crude report
Price of wheatease?, War dead, Brain injuries daunt vets
Corporate Army under fire, Eek-Oh anxiety, A Head of Reality
Are we now calling upon the angels of darkness to battle the demons of light?
Are you lucifurious about imprecatory prayer?
Does the Golden Rule allow us to anathematize the impious?
Those warming the anxious bench cry, "Curses, foiled again."
TOPICS:
Quakes Ark Us, Drought stomps bootheel, Global warming to tweak storms
Who would Jesus curse?, Dead counts, BEEMFs in her bonnet
Sleepy-time issues, disorder children, FCC Shoots down beam
Any dips for RFID chips?, RFID implants cancer, Active Denial System
Weapon heats up!, Private army takes cover, Eek-Oh anxiety
A Head of Reality, Gimme Happy!
Freely frequently frequenting the frequencies of freakiness
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
Telecommandos Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Catastrovision
Credits by the Teletopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Pancake & Jon Carlson
Are you blinded by the light that you can't see?
Who tells the true telecost?
The telecons?
The telecorps?
The teleban?
The BroadBandits?
TeleConfucius says, "It's not Life Support, pull the plug."
TOPICS:
Missouri misery, Storms toss loss to midwest, Heat tolls death,
Heat ices Arctic ice, Greece fires hard to put out!, War heat tolls death,
Toasting your health with non-ionizing electro-MFs,
The acute frequency of chronic fatigue, Buzzes in her bonnet,
Sleep issues disorders children, FCC Shoots down beam,
Any dips for RFID chips?
Are you freakin' with the frequent frequencies?
Why fie Wi-fi?
Whose fee Wi-fi?
What does phobia fear?
Lighten up by shedding light.
TOPICS:
Elvis's memory lives - WWNews doesn't, Floody bloody Britain & Asian monsoons,
Nuke shakes, Exxon's Modest Proposal, Omituaries, Dead zone widens Gulf,
Social contagion, Feline deadline, Crossing gephyrophobia when you come to it,
World changing choice, What are these Electro-MFs?
Alarms are ringing.
Wake up, wake up to the light.
The light minded are giddy - possessed by God.
Global warning wakes the hypnopompic.
Light my fire!
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
TOPICS:
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It's clouds illusion I recall
I really don't know clouds/life/love at all.
-- Joni Mitchell
TOPICS:
Deaths flood Texas, Grain washes down drain,
Water we waiting for?, A head in clouds, God images Man,
Veterans' percussion injuries, Mockolate?, The elongated meat,
The Pooh Way, Heart meats memory, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Have we spun out on the road to Bagdad burn it?
Veterans of spin tank at the Hypersmilage
Are we just ninnies for nimiety?
We may have lost our souls to shell shock and awe shucks.
TOPICS:
Oman cycles clonic, Greenland glacier flushes, Southeast aridiated,
Neurotransmitten yoga, Video locks Nessie, Brown's Ferry nose nukes,
Casual ties of war, VA lacks mental health, Free dumbs,
Mellow Hypermilers, Science seeks soul!, Physicians light
The Greek demon's "divine power" became corrupted
to Rome's "evil spirit." The dementocracy gorgonizes
the demos through televidiocracy.
The demise of this dementia will come with the demotic cry,
"Demission Accomplished!"
TOPICS:
In the double oughts oughtn't we know autism?
Did we demention precocious feeble mentalism?
Lack of comimmunity may gut the antibody politic.
Grunt the sigil that we know nothing.
TOPICS:
Weather damps and dumps, Mexican tornado immigrates to Texas,
Tornado twists Kansas town to the ground, Warming and Global Insecurity,
War dead, Fuels fuel fools, Autism in the double oughts,
Precocious Dementia and Alzheimers, Dimensions of Chocolate dementia,
We no Knowthing, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers
Are humans the corrosion on the crown of creation?
Have the family jewels been replaced with the costume jewelry of semi-precocious
gems?
There is need to alter our neuroplastic brains by
digging the Earth for Native/Nature intelligence.
Heed the call of the wild.
Worship at the open mind altar of choice.
TOPICS:
Vonnegut deadication, Nor'easter eggs East, Dig dirt happy,
War death mounts, Guardsman disorder, Teeny brain development,
Mental health rising to new lows, Mind changing brain, Nature Intelligence,
Autism takes guts, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Lost the keys to the precognition known to start the engine of the vehicle of change?
Has the cognitive dissonance of dogma made you cataleptic?
Assoil the shorts hindering your assonance.
No need to fear the apocollapse, just connect to Your Nature.
TOPICS:
Twisters spawn Low Highs & Low lows, Drought ought not,
UnMelloClimatic Report!, Sun surges purge GPS urges, Death tolls,
"Earth worship soothes the planet.", Linking catastrophes,
Africa's crack, Gaia self regulates?, Just say know noosphere,
Low mag nets psychics, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Feeling despair at the titubation of gallow's humor
when you are just trying to make doom?
Disgusted that The Decider, general Armagammon, is killing your worldly options?
Asses are to be laughed off!
When you choose to leaven, leave the world laughing.
TOPICS:
Spring in Snowfield, Weather Retort, War dead, Choice decisions
Pursing the Apocalypse, Narcissism blooms, Volunteers up!
Special kinder, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Not content to be a woebeegoner in the face
of polled malversation? Do the contents
of the mall make you malcontentious?
Fool the sorrow wrought by the folly of
the vanity fair. Jugulate the juggernaut
by going for the jocular vein.
Who laughs, lasts!
TOPICS:
Twisted weather, Global Woeing, Honey don't, Honey bee short,
Pollinator decline, Warming coal rush, Death tolls,
Military needs mental health, General Yoga, Sir!,
Bad corn births effects, President liars?,
Top MBA cheats, Narcissism blooms, Volunteers up!,
Special kinder, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Had your tract draggled by the Neo Con Tractor?
Is it your tradition to be tractable to the dragoons who traduce Constitutional truth?
Avoid the dragonade by becoming the dragon,
the voracious vision of the veracious.
Know where lies truth.
TOPICS:
Tornadoes in the Big Uneasy, Pensnowvania, Frigid blast of global warming!,
Death tolls you so, Corporactors play war, Liars trump truth,
Lead us prey, children, Fideaux faux fur, Disordered eats,
The I Chong, Spiritechno science?, Photohealers.
Piqued at the peevish petulance of corporate autism?
Will peaked offspring spur the insurgent and erect the insurrection?
The surge of the Contami Nation ought to engeorge the odic Illumi Nation
to raze piquant naughtism.
"Break on true to the other side."
TOPICS:
Snow dumps, War dead and maimed, Pentagonethics?,
"News War", Autism disorders, Texas Baptists hug clean air,
EU judges "green" crime, Peanaught case, Biotech crops gain,
Franken Bayer's rice, Fuzzy word hunger, Techno-spiritual science?, Photohealers.
Hi, Anxiety! It's Scare City!
Glowball warnings got you calling the Department of Homeland See Scarity?
It's probabbly time to probe the phobophobia and whoop up on its horrorigins.
For crying out loud, let's laugh our angsts off!
TOPICS:
Salute to Molly Ivins, Tornadoes storm Florida!, Whoopers whupped,
Warm fuzzy global reality, Global warming spans eons (yawns),
Scientists blackballed by White House, War dead and maimed,
Crude Report -- Exxxon profitligate, Tortilla Flaps,
Ethanol boom bust, Saving depression, Techno-spiritual science?,
Peanut case, Biotech crops gain, Franken Bayer's rice
Call our national 9/11 post traumatic stress disorder
the intoxicant of the sequacious and suborn again.
Emimetic unction is the failed alchemy of adumbrated
reason ... good reason the risible slather the ointment
that frees the captious clodpatriot.
OMMISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
TOPICS:
Do we get the drift of the facinorous faithours?
Are you snowed by claims that the ignivomous are illabile?
The irony is there's no place for irenic pantisocracy in Utopia.
Good night Irene, good night Irene,
we'll see you in our dreams.
TOPICS:
States dig snow, High planes drifters, Guard droppings feed cows,
2 perish in parish, Spring's sprung!, New Year has hots?,
Hail! Hail! The cannon's here, Cable quakes - money trembles,
2007 Optimiasm reigns!, 2007 Pessimiasm reigns!, Toll the 3000,
Energy pools closing for our season, Bugs best to bust a gut,
Faith-based diets end self-servings, Christians take aim at apocalyptic game,
Peanutcase, Franken Bayer's rice