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ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2006

The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of CAT,
the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
we take our minds out and play with them.

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12/18/06
Contacting the contagion that contaminates our kitschen compliances
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Negligentsia Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Wordrobe by Apollogia
Credits by the Fuzzytopers
Directed by Colleen PanActo'Godcake

In the beginning was the Word. An act of god created the fashion
to fash the discourse with fustian waltzes.
Vegetative complaince spawned fuzzy confidence in the fad to mint Money in the temple, Juno?
Great hunger for logos became the wine of the day.
In the end was the Silence.

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12/4/06
Capitalizing on the economy
sacrificing the prince of peace
in the interest of principal
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Cognoscenti Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Peace robe by the Pontificapes
Credits by the Sacertopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Consumeleen Pancake

Are those who immolate themselves for peace the victors?
Are those who immolate others victims?
Do cereal killers emulate what matters?
Are consumers victims or victors of consumption?
How do you tell witch?
In the materialistic imbroglio there are no winners.

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11/20/06
Imbibing the imbued biology of belief
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Pantagruelists Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Wardrobe by the Dour Pompadude
Credits by the Nanotopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Gruelleen Pantacake

The creed of the pompous hypnogogues is believe, believe, believe.
The schema is the reification of abstruse abstractions.
Everything is fine, believe the abuliates.
Leave it be,
leave it be,
leave it be,
leave it be ...
whispering an answer,
leave it be.
Be leave it or not!

TOPICS:
Torna does Japan, US weather also sucks
Globe not warming to decrees, Man must air dirty skies
Death tolls body count, New biology to believe
Targeting hypnogoogooic toddlers, Freshly eyeing abstractions
ONE NEW VIEW
Nano Nano, Earthlings


11/6/06
Engaging the lubricious battle to batterfry the truth
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Lubriclasts Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War drobes by Ed Cataphract
Credits by the Combatopers
Directed by Colleen Battercake

Babylon, Gate of God to the city of wickedness,
babbles on to get the battle on. Propapentagonda
becomes the standard of lubricity to battle the
iconoclastic calamity. Batter the fine print so the
heebie-jeebies of our combat fatigues can be
cataphracted. Let's wave the patriotic flag of militant meliorism.

TOPICS:
Acumulo Calamitous clouds forecast, Pentagonadic propaglanda,
Fearcasting Broad, Adnormal probe paranormal, Fox in the hymn house,
Epic epigenetics, Toddling consumers, Pollinators decline


10/23/06
Hist, Viewers!
The histrionic - ironic mellowdrama is about to begin in histones on
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Epicanters Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War drobes by Bella Machy
Credits by the Birletopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Collogos Pancake

The history of melodramatic historicism plays bellidrama to the myrmidon.
Meanwhile the logos of logrolling spawns the epigone. But the epignomes
sing hot diggidy dogma do as our "slow growth period" logys to a halt.
Epic history repeats what the myrmidone.


10/9/06
Turning both cheeks at the same time
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with the Cheeky Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War robes by In Vestments
Christ, the cameras!
Credits by the Dictatopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Tolleen Pancake

Revenge is ours, says the Vindictator-in-Chief with a vengeance.
Absolutism grants us absolution if we but thole the tollboots.
The kiosk is for giving to the divine, you human errors.
Is the poop catholic?
Does the bear pope in the woods?

TOPICS:
Weather - You like it or not, ... to forgive divine,
Death toll boots 9/11, War fund tolls $8 Billion/month,
Giving Kiosks what for, Charlatan's fancy science,
milk duds, Smokin' the unborn, Para what?, You dirty rat!


9/25/06
Inspired by the apocalypsoidian revenant
it's ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with cloakers Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Titi Vate
Credits by Vititopers
Directed by Tickleen Pancake

Advertants cloak your pessimism for soon the bell tolls.
Time to revel that cretin adversaries may soon be hoisted
by their own petards. Do not let the pejorative pervert
the titillation. The Human Race is on!
Gentlemen, uncloak your revelations.


9/11/06
Rewrithing history to twist terror from terrible to terrific
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Extraterrortesticals Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Shake, Prattle and Robe
Cameras
Credits by the Terratopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Spincake

Does the national fascination with fascism give you the heebie-jeebies?
Do we Nazi what's going on? Does the empiricism of emperialism make you tremble?
On this 5th anniversary of twistful thinking let's wrest the truth
from the wry spinmeisters. If not, we'll twist again like we did last bummer.

TOPICS:
Noctilucent Dreams, Terra-flatulent time bomb, Another Pearl Harbor?
CIA does Nazi ties, Man creates satan in own image.
It's Christian growing greener, Male fish eggs fry, Babes obese abound,
Acetaminophenomenon, Benzene So Duh


8/28/06
Clamoring to be amorous midst the clamorous claim to armor
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Corposaints Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Sank T Money
Cameras by JoCo
Credits by the Sanctopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jumpin' Jorishaphat

To bless the sanctity of life must we sprinkle the altar with blood?
Why not just consecrate on sinking eye teeth in the jungular vein of the corposant?
Let the sacramental sacrilegions exclaim the totalitarian sacerdotalism of the polity.
Jumping Jehoshaphat, would god judge?

TOPICS:
Storms Rave!, Lightening eats our launch,
Drought rough, Cool is phat or sick,
Global warming heats debate, Gas takes a hike, death tolls
Cell phoneymones, electro-magneuticals and dishormoney.
Please claim your baggage, Botoxic beauty


7/31/06
Using the Logos to frighten fear from the scary stuff
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with logorrheans Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Wardrobe by Tim Id and A. Fraid
Credits by the Telesthetic Topers
Directed by Collopiate Pancake

Teleology is the means to end all and is used as a means to end ataraxia.
The timid fear being ambushed or ensnared, which keeps them caught in the trap.
TV is the televisiopiate of the masses. Teleterrorism is the means.
One Whirled View -- scaring viewers since 1992.

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7/17/06
Charting paroxyms in the crisis of public mimesis
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Hallucinational Heroes Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Panto, Slacks & Trow Sirs
Cameras
Credits by the Psychotopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Culleen Pantcake

Calling all who hallucinate at the psychedelicatessen:
Did you drink the harlequinade or eat from the psilocybin?
Have you altared your DNA to withstand the endocrine pantomime of the endocriminals?
Counter the Harlequin sorcery by uniting Venus with Cupid to be made immortal
through the Shining Father, by Jove. The psychedelicate lift their veils and ask, "What Apocalypse?"

TOPICS:
The heat goes on!, Rummy rolls in Tamiflu Bucks
Cost in Lives, Cost in Dollars
Liberty Link GMO corn relinks.
Seeing with Psilocybinoculars,
Hormones disruption


7/10/06
Perambulating Life's scary trails
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Cowbozos Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Wardrobe by Boots Spurn Ten Gallon Chaps
Credits by Whoopie Toper Kiya
Directed by Homeleen Rangecake

Home, home on derange
where the Dear and the Angelope play
where often is heard
a disparaging word
but the skies imply Heaven all day.
Happy Trials to you!
Giddy up!

TOPICS:
Mother Earth is one hot mama,
Greenland blanches, Why we fight,
One flu over the cuckoo's pharma nest egg.
Conspiracy Loves, Hormone disruption,
Electrohormomagnetic disruption, Autism


6/19/06
Sacrificing the faith, face and facade of the Holy
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with zealots Dan & Roger
Wardenrobe by Habit, Tatters and Son
Credits by Hel Topers
Directed by Cohelleen Heavencake

Confounded by the confinements of heaven and hell?
Hades equally distributes the shadow wealth to believer and non-believer
with Loki's blessings. Fanatics profane the temple and bask in the shade
of the Son's light. With confinement, you can't get in and you can't get out.
Religion isn't fun, so wipe that grimace off your faith.


6/5/06
Torridly circling around the frigid zones
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Tholer Powered Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Altar Rations Limited
Credits by the Trepanotopers
Directed by Colleen Trepancake

Swamped by the unwholesome fogginess of the high price for miasma gas?
Try the cornaholistic solution. The non-frigorific cache cash in adulterated
cornal desires.
"Haul your ass with cornahol gas."


5/22/06
Flooding the airwaves with the fluster of Duhmockracy
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with the haberdashing and habilimental Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Habil, Iment & Al
Credits by the Obloquacious Topers
Directed by Contraleen Panicake

Beware forknication with the ventricose cacodemon. The contumacious avoid the flood of
parched obloquy from the District of Calumnia where cacocracy rules.
The flood of rising tides sinks all boats.
Hope floats.


5/8/06
Drumming to croak the Radical Reign of Terrorism
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
Dullard Sycophants Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Sy Cophancy and Toad Eaters
Credits by the Apsychesymposiarchs
Directed by Colleen Psychedelicake

Bedeviled by those holding the Reins of Terrorism? Slow down, you're moving to fast.
The Bush-league toadies prescribe nostrums of psychobalogna, little brown noses for you and me.
The Devil throws a cross to create a stumbling block. Evil comes up from under and the
scandal reveals the unseemly conduct of the religious. Go figure self.


4/24/06
Fingerpicking the gnostrils of our knows
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Mystagogues Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Hieropants, Skirts and Sneakers
Credits by DictioTopers in association with Webster, et al.
Directed by Colleen Phantcake

Grab your mystagoggles, the hierophants are cranking up Their Divine lights.
The sophomoralistic evangelistas extort the mythomania and resurrect the inscrutable enigmas.
The less sophisticated are wily to the auspicious gospel. Heed now the call to read the
words of Nature contained in the Book of Life.


4/9/06
Cavorting with monophysite isocracy
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with gnostrals Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Didache, Douay & Sirach
Credits by Froliquor Toppers
Directed by Physicolleen Pancake

When solipsism solicits solatium, solipocracy prevails. Judas betrayed ecclesidolatry, not
Jesus. The Business of Salvation and the salvation of Profits is the catequizical gnostrum.
Would the Prince of Peace seek profit through war?


3/27/06
From theomacho exegesis of the scriptorium
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with the anagoggled Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Theoclitimaximus (Rub the Nub)
Credits by the Ecotopers
Directed by Colleen Pancanoncake

The orthodoxymoronastic fire their canons at the exeJesus. The Demiurge the exegesis to
detect illusions to heaven and the afterlife. The paradoxymorons urge anaclitic titanism.
Cannibuylism is the gastromaniacal way to Theocrazy.
Eat up with it!


3/13/06
Conjoining the humorous congregariation for propagating the faith
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Churchless Propaedeutics Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by the Choir Boys
Credits by the Topers
Directed by Choirleen Pancake

Propaganda propagates the proper gander of the farcical fanforade. What farceur gall wags
the fanfare of gallow's humor? The Penegralia propagandance the fandango propatria.
Ha ha ha, ho hee hee,
Little brown shirts for you and me ..


2/27/06
Delighting in the meaningless babble
that is the formless expression of subconscious matter (God the Dada)
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with effulgents Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Yo Mama
Credits by the Topers
Directed by Colloqueen Pancake

Are you experiencing the flagrant flagellation of flag elation?
Caught in patriotic flagrante delicto?
What's your name? Who's your Dada?
Have the four hobbyhorsemen of the Apocalypse
taken the time to tell you what you need to live?
It's the time of the season for loving.
With thanks and apologies to the Zombies.


2/13/06
Feeling crabby and sarcastically tearing at the flesh of sarcotic narcoma
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with vas differens Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Scratchy Woolens
Credits by Slithy Topers
Directed by Tolleen Pancake

Don't let your light particles be fooled by the fauxtons. Purse your lip service at bulging
budgets that make us nuclear vassals and pharmapetrolsarcomatrons. Contemn the plates of
the oilral fixated. Toil to pay your toll if you cancer.
Lighten up.


1/30/06
Thumbing noses at the staph of life expectancy and gracing old growingly
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with geriantics Dan & Roger
Wardrobe by Bill, Blass & Phame
Credits by the Topers

Who cares for the cure for consumate consumption? Is the consumer's manifest destiny
manyfist tactics to maintain the moneyfest of the maneffete? Peace becomes the ineffable
blasphemy. Perhaps only probabilists will survive to old age.


1/23/06
Attempting to put words in God's mouth and giving mouth to God's word
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Lusi naturae Dan & Roger
Credits by Tip-Topers
Directed by Glosseen Pancake

Is it any wonder that Babel, the gate of God, was confounded by the holy babble?
When illiberal glossolaliacs trade words for swords, the point is lost to the gloss
of sordid Bibleloney. Let the ill lustrate the word of God.
Buy buy baloney.


1/9/06
Swelling with mirth to the bawdiness and belly-aches of Yule
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Polysemics Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by Jolly Costello
Credits by the Topers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jolleen Pancake

Into Life's merriment comes the War on Germs, seminal germicide.
Biological insurgents, neoplasms of metasta size and tumescent cancroids
greet the doctrinaire. You'll pray to Mary to lead the bawdy rebellion
against Pollyantics. Fear no evil for "thy rod and staff they comfort me."
Welcome to the Seminary.


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