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ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2005

The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of CAT,
the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
we take our minds out and play with them.

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12/5/05
Foe minting insurgency against Federal malversation and Fedelity
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Eudemons Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by Panoramacake
Credits by the Whinos
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Fedcake

Broadcask by the CAT
Fed up with sciolistic fiat-based initiatives?
Have solifidiot parameters challenged fealty to
phosphobic perfidy and faith-based treachery?
Infidels embrace the photobiotic treacle.
Let your light shine!

11/21/05
Delphic Petroleum proudly presents the Heuristic Oracle
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with heuromantics Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by the Big Lube A
Directed by Vassaleen Pancake

Mired in the mirage of the oliomarginal? Let the psychodelphic soap wash
out your mantic mouth. Oliomancy's power is persuet to the sheeple.
Over a barrel? Butter up and take it or wallop what greases the skids.
Survival is pursuint to biomancy. Life is divine.

11/7/05
Greasing the wheels by anointing the bearings of lightness
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with slicksters Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Directed by Petroleen Oilcake

Need extreme unction for petro dolor?
Lacking scratch to anele scrannel petrodollars?
Old Scratch anoints the profits with toasts of unguent butter and petroleum jelly.
We put the itch back in spiritual.

10/24/05
Facing facetious facts that help the anxious televiewer avoid the trap of telaversion,
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Telegenic Teleologists Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras with lenses
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Pangstcake

The affrayed quarantine their apprehension at the anxious pew.
Does telavianfluvision market fear and telemental illness to sleep slackers who lack slumber?
Topical storm alpha states the factitious. Breathtaking events teleadvise helplessness.
Breathe here now.

10/10/05
Cant of the parvenu, argot of the theoillogical,
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with jargonauts Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Lights, action and Cameras
Producted by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Patoiscake

What's to come? Can we prevent the revenue of inconvenient adventure by
circumventing the provenant covenant? The souvenier of invented events
supervenes the juggernaughty.
The Argus-eyed can't argy-bargy and bar gain. Jesus Swept.

9/26/05
9/12/05
Diligently lucubrating to build a levy against the gravity of corporeality
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with luciferites Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras for sure
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Collucy Pancake

Dada-gnomy is the art or science of judging by irrationality,
chance or intuition. Luculence is the lever that holds a candle
to the darkness and finds levity. To cry out in laughter is the
levy en masse. Smash the levy of the grave state!

8/29/05
Supposing no reasonable conflict of interest
in the outcome of any irrationalization
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Danalyze Vega & Roger Henrii
Cameras by major manufacturers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Gnoleen Pancake

It is reasonable to doubt science, especially the rationalism of public relations?
If doubt is the product, can we better perceive by collecting more dada?
Reason fits art, arms and armies.
Irrationality is as plain as the egg knows on your face.
Eggnose. Egnosis. Agnosis. Agnosticism.

8/15/05
Foolishly rushing in where adolescence fears to tread
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with adoltriots Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by Zan's Hands
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Brainpancake

What brainstorm adulterates the innocence of the brainchild by brainwashing?
The innocent are taught execution before being capable of executive functioning.
Let the addled scent spark the frontal lobes to save one's rear lobes.
The Matriots rise to protest the Patriots' no bull cause.
The noblesse oblige is acephalous.

8/1/05
Smoking uncertainty beyond all reasonable doubt
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with apologeists Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by the BIG LA
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by the ghost of Colleen Pancake

Witness the fall of the iron certain with slandermongers stoking the smokescreens.
The apodal devils fume while fumigating the apodictic.
What are the chiliastic to do?
Don't choke up, play the passed-doubt game!

7/18/05
Stretching to attend to Nature's deficit disorder from Earth's observatory
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with callipygiants Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by the BIG LA
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Calline Pancake

Is humanity walking the plankton by sally meandering with the crime,
crisis and hypocrisy of endocrine disrupture? Estrust us, it's not just a
global hot flash. How do we get the estrogenie back in the bottle?

Some dates are missing here. Sorry.

4/25/05
Spinning prayers for worldly relations both public or otherwise
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with supplicants Dan Vega & Roger Henry
Cameras by the Big LA
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Prayleen Pecancakes

Spun out of control by weapons of mass distraction? The magic of the priestly caste
is supplication. Crimes of taking scream for weapons of forgiving. Those who pray for
reign make our lives precarious. Make gardens prayers.

4/11/05
Wired to pray better and fueled by intent to the farmament
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with apostulants Dangro Vega & Groger Henry
Cameras by The Big LA
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Fuelleen Paincakes

Do we pray tribute to fuel tribulation?
Who bought the farm?
It's a parent who must be the guardian.
Garden is the tribune, feasible by its energy.
Is there a garden in your future?

3/28/05
Devote your demeanor to demean the meaning of Life
on
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
fundementialists Godan Vega & Godger Henry
Cameras by the Big LAGod
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Godcake

Humans speak for Divine Intelligence.
Who speaks for the Divine Dullard?
Devotion devours the amenable, the starvation aforma silent amentia.
The dunce deal dements science/religion, divining the Wholey.
Fools!
Amen.

3/15/05
Bending the minds and mending the binds by stretching reality
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
Dance Vega & Roger Bhendry
Cameras by The Big LA
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Collean Starkakes

Oh lord, won't you buy me the mercy days bends,
My friends all drive portends, I must make amends,
Torqued hard all my lifetime, I'm 'bout round the bend,
Almost soared in my lifeline, stark naked is my end.
Get Bent!

1/31/05
On the Eve of the serpentine neumenon
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with idiotheotics Daninane Vega & RoGMO Henry
Camerascetics
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleve me be Pancake

The apostate of the union addresses the apocallapse. Apostacy preveils.
Apologetics super-apotheosize Christinanity. The apocryphal apothegm is:
Up your aposteriori.

1/17/05
Still believing in apocalypso music and weapons of mass distraction
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with raptists Danoesis Vega & Rognosis Henry
Cameras bidelight
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Apocolleen Pancake

Is it epiparanoic to believe that Armageddon is the faith of the orthodoxymoronic?
If not, be among the first to sign up for the disastour
of the end-of-a-lifetime, a once-way ticket to an out-of-the-way paradox.
Seizure baggage if you don't mind the apocolapse. It's a rush to ogle.

1/03/05
As familiar as the animals in Pandora's Box
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with the famulus Daniacal Vega & Wee R Family Henry
Cameras by Chimeras
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Panoptcake

Pandora's gift to all was a pandemic of familial pandemonium.
The animaniacal hibernate in the face of the chimerical.
Familiarity breeds contemptlation. The animal nature gives breath
to those chiametrically opposed to the disunited states of Chimerica.

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