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12/20/04
Sacrificing the supersacrificial for the welfare of the truly sacred
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with iconoclassists
Dan Havega
&
R Havesnot Henry
Cameras from Heaven
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Collean Poorcakes
The pauper tiger is the bugbear for the penurious. Penury threatens the
wealth of the right, for heaven is having. Heaving gifts is not heavy.
Welfare is the public's weal for all to fare well. Fare thee well,
Viewers, through Happy Holy Days and Solsticial Haps.
12/06/04
Performing alchemy on what is Bhopalling
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Malaperts
Dan Agasp Vega
&
Roger get thee Hencery
Electric Cameras
Produced by R (Gasleak) Henry
Directed by Colleen Appanagecakes
Alchemists strive to change baser elements into gold and to discover the
elixer of pertetual youth, but the plague of malchemy is upon us. How many
must be caste away to enrich this malfeasance? Does transmutation mean we
must remain mute? Those who mumble will become the carbines.
"Better Dying Through Chemystery."
11/22/04
Standing stirred but not shaken midst the crash of breaking world views
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
stirring
Giddydan Vega
&
R (on the rocks) Henry
Cameras for sure
Produced by Myther Henry
Directed by Colleen Panshake
The incrapulous shake their heads
at the myth of morality claimed by the
divine right. Though they would mythdefy
the masses, history sets the moral mood right.
The storm stirs the giddy and crashes rightwise.
Good shags the powerpocked.
All will be swell, shake, rattle and roll.
11/8/04
Do former years look like 4 more years?
We're not letting the mandate beat around the Bush at
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Manifestering
Danifestiny Vega
&
Rogerrymander Henry
Standard Cameras
10/25/04
The Digest that's swollen with swell swill that's not hard to swallow
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
Solarge Plexus Dan Vegular
&
Rogut Henry
Cameras
Protruded by RHenry
Directed by Gulleen Flaxcakes
Does the stomache for a hiatus from being fearse fed yarns?
The gullibible run with their syndrome when they prey for reign.
The wise divine the solar perplexus knowing gulosity is jejune.
Gulp!
10/11/04
9/27/04
Confounding the dogs of war by making the obseen and the uncanny canny
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with bowwowsers
Dan (Every Dogdue) Vega
&
R Dogman Henry
Cameras by Colleen Pancake
Produced by Rogermane Henry
Directed by Colleen Pupcakes
Barkcast by the CAT
Cynics bark that the dogdudes of war
are making a dogma eat dogma world.
Warmongrels take heed. "The battle cry of
freedom may become a dogma which crushes the soul."
-- John Jay Chapman
9/13/04
Not DUped by the DU DU
it's the DU be us
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
DUtiful DUdes Dan (View DUe) Vega
&
Roger (DUfuss) Henry
Cameras by Colleen
Produced by R (VooDU) Henry
Directed by Coleen (DU your DUty) Pancake
Radiated by the DU CAT
DUeling DUke DUdes DUmp the DUst of
DUress on the DUtiful and the DUped.
Uranium depletes Uranus, the earliest
Supreme God, personification of the heavens,
husband and son of Gaea, the Mother Earth.
All we are is DUst in the wind.
8/30/04
Would Jesus get information with
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
??
featuring Cavillains
Davenger Vega
&
Rovenger Henry
Cameras by Golpoll
Produced by Godless Henry
Directed by Quipleen Pancakes
Whose but would Jesus kibosh?
It's not chic to bare the other cheek.
Revenge is suite!
The suite buy and buy.
Onward threw the pettifog!
8/16/04
Is this a joke? Can you in/die/gest
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
??
with ejockulators
Adanolescent Vega
&
Rogester Henry
Cameras by Joshua
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Jocolleen Pancakes
Were they joshing when "to grow" meant to turn green?
Green means not mature, unripe, uncured.
What adulterates this process?
With gestation we mature in good time.
Don't Peter Panic!
Joshua help us.
8/2/04
Stretching Jacob's Ladder with Crick
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Stressing
DNA Vega
&
RNA Henry
On Cameras is Jori Costelovision
Produced by aRgHenry
Directed by Colleen Pandemicakes
Disclamor:
Stressed by the stretch, the crinkum-crankum of life?
Adulterated influenza becomes contageous,
if the influence of the stars
becomes polluted it touches everyone.
Strains mutate.
Stress stretch.
7/19/04
Sound Science bellows Hell - OH!! on
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Divine Haruspeculists
Dan (Loose Cipher) Vega
&
Bull Roarger Henry
Cameras not en camera
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Collecholeen Pancake
Baffled by pleated windbags bellowing bull?
The sound ends at the lost cord.
Raise your voice! VOTE!
Why keep it to a low roar?
7/12/04
To sound the sounds of Sound Science
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
sounding
Dan (Sounds Off) Vega
&
Roger (Mark Twang) Henry
Cameras by Audio
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Calling Pancakes
Catterwauled by the CAT
Shear nonsense sounds that we can
know it all by splitting apart the whole.
All the king's horses and all the king's
men can't put Humpty Dumpty together again.
Dare we disturb the sounds of scilence?
6/28/04
Hey Boys and Girls
It's Now time for Ding Dong School at
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Bonging
Dan (Suits Leisure) Vega
&
Rogatory Henry
Cameras if we're lucky
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Schooleen Pancake
To the elastic scholastic
it's awful lawful to grab
your leisure. Slip your
grip, now is new.
Time is of the essence.
6/14/04
Harken Lords and Ladies!
Laughing about the funny things in our food and the funny things they do to us, it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with loafers
BreadPan Vega
&
Roger (Half-Baked) Henry
Cameras by the PanAromas
Baked by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Pancakes and Ale
Broadcask by the CAT
Who put all those letters in your lunch?
Does alphabet food result from Lord and Ladysfunction?
What do you knead?
6/7/04
Who orders our eating disorders?
Feed at the teat of
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Starving
Dan Vegatable
&
Rogourmordis Henry
Cameras by the Fibraction Heroes
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Papcakes
Breadcast by the CAT
Are you without desire for the hungry ox?
Fasting for pablum?
Feast past your pastor's pasture.
Get bread.
BREATHE!
5/17/04
Holey Cow! Have you herd?
Meet Meat Madness!
Ruminate with
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Masticating
Dan (Udderly Focused) Vega
&
Roger (Shift for Brains) Henry
Cameras by Colleen
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Cowlean Pancake
No need to cower, says the Head Cheese.
Cowpies are not a spongiformula for disaster.
No need to cudgel one's brain.
Render to Caesar,
you can't beat US meat.
5/3/04
Prescribing the Epic Cure
It's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Pleasuring
Dan (HeDon Good) Vega
&
Roger Heyumry
Cameras by Pat Baker, Aaron Moore & Gary Brisco
Produced by R (Sinsuous) Henry
Directed by Colleen Pan's Cake
The goal of man should be a life of calm pleasure regulated by morality,
temperance, serenity, cultural development, freedom from pain and
emotional disturbances, and the influence of gods.
--Epicurus
Curious?
4/19/04
From the Mercurial to the meretricious
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
mercendizing
Dan (For Higher) Vega
&
RMarket Henry
Cameraperson Jori Cost Tello
Produced by RHenotheist
Broadcost by the CAT
Mercy, does our corpornational venal code
mean we have souled out
to the free market mercenaries?
4/5/04
Turned off by the stuff on TV?
Don't turn on us!
Turn on
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Hosted by
CoWhost Dan Vega
&
CoGhost RHenry
Cameras by Jori Costhello
Produced by RHenry
Directed by CoHostileen Pancake
Hosted by the CAT
I pledge allegiance to TV
and the united states of muddlement, and to the
despots to which we don't stand
one nation under (blank)
with (blankety blank) for all.
3/22/04
Radiating the Gaseous Masses
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
irreveradiating
Danode Vega
&
Roenger Henry
Cameras by Spoke Jines and J. Costello
Produced by Radger Henry
Directed by Cathodeleen Pancake
You take the anode road
and I'll take the cathode road
and I'll be radioactive afore ye
But me and my true truth
will never meet again
on the bonny bonus banks
of Mionize.
3/8/04
Forget same sex marriage.
For happenis marry yourself
at
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Engaging
Dan's Macabre Vega
&
Roger (the Hand Eman) Henry
Cameras by Jori de Vivre
Conceived by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Nupcakes
No priests or lead oxenwere betrothed in this
marriage of similar minds.
Satan would be adverse. Go yoke yourself.
2/23/04
Narcissidiots Awake!
Let's Party with
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Playing
DemocroDan Vega
&
RepubliRoger Henry
Cameras by MugWump
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Jori (Divavote) Costello
At this year's political nadir
the Quadredenial Party assales Democracy
and we're not buying. Whose party is it anyway?
2/2/04
Messengers of the gods who make your Mercury levels rise
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Marketing
Elixer of CommercuDan Vega
&
Pabulum of Hermes Henry
Cameras by Tripodmegistus
Produced by RHermy
Directed by Caduceus Pancake
Dispatched by the CAT
Hermetic tradition is betrayed by the
cleverness of mercurial commerce. The eloquent
thieves travel far from the gods.
Keep your manual skills.
Thoth that Baal.
1/12/04
We field the pain at
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
remedying
Danalgesic Vega
&
Curioger Henry
Cameras by
The Sine Qua Nonsticky
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleen Panpathocake
Boardcast by the CAT
Are you feeling disease?
What is the penalty for ignoring the pain?
1/5/2004
There's One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Lay your eggs at
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
Quarantining
Dan (Affectosis) Vega
&
Roger (The Influtainer) Henry
Cameras by the Sine Qua Nonsense
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Colleen PanaceaCakes
IN PUBLIC HEALTH LIMBO HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
THE PANDEMIC OF INFLUENCE IS THE MAJOR DISEASE
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