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ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2001

The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of CAT,
the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
we take our minds out and play with them.

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12/10/01
Out of mind experiences presents
One Whirled View
With Dan (Decerebrate) Vega and
Roger (I Mind Less) Henry
Lights, Cameras, Inaction!!
Directed by Bonedaddy
Produced by RHenry

Clips from audio:
“We are the soul of the world. - Rumi”

Topics:
Dan in Santa hat, RH tall hat, no weather to report tonight, mention of Wed Dec. 13, 2000 brought ice and snow,
Oil leak in Alaska pipeline, Patricia Sun, spiritual guidance, Brian Swimm, Rumi


11/26/01
Tell a Vision Presents
One Whirled View
With Dan “For Eyes” Vega and
Roger “Not See” Henry
See Guile!
See Guile!
See Guile!
Directed from darnkess by Bonedaddy
Cameraperson Benjabo
Pamela seeze chocolate
Pamela eats chocolate
Broadcast into sight at the CAT
Community Access Tele

Clips from audio:
“Gratitude is Heaven itself.”
“One Whirled View is the only television that discourages television viewing.”
“If we’re all going to die, why are we dieting?”
“Maybe a lobotomy helps me see god?”
“You don’t have to do all that spiritual stuff, just drill a hole in your brain.”
“The mundane and the miraculous are the same.”
“Feelings in the brain come after instructions from the heart.”
“Hey, what happens if you hold your cell phone over your heart?”
“Will you get a ringing in your brain?”

Topics:
RH in sport coat & tie, tall hat, 00s are end of previous millenium, 01 start of next, Cell phone use linked to
sexual responses, storm damage in AR, global superstorm, local rad waste buried off Wedington by UofA,
9/11/01 events manipulated?, war plans from 1960s, Achilles theory, we were enlightened by our head traumas,
cell phones for lobotomies, religious experiences, our childhood experiences, the quantum world


11/19/01
Weather you like it or not presents
One Whirled View
with
Whether Dan Vega
&
Or Not Henry - Roger Dat!
Derection Bonedaddy
Reproducer RHenry
There is no bad weather or chocolate.

Clips from audio:
“I can see that we’re going back to a normal, cooler time.”
“Belief pork.”
“What we think and feel has effects on others everywhere in the world, and not just humans.”

Topics:
Broadcast one week, Dan no hat, rh tall hat, somebody in audience, ACLU upset over Executive gets power to try without court,
Coming Global Superstorm, 5 major extinctions, Mammoths were hairy and not adapted to cold, ocean currents that led to NAO,
rh short hair, scientists use EGGs to monitor field effects of computer-generated communications


10/29/01
A Society for the Prevention of Cancer Prevention presents
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega Immuno-Illogicalist and
Roger Henry Oneless Toomore
Chocolat for Humanity
Bonedaddy Director
Produced by RHenry
No Tissues were Mutated in this Reproduction

Clips from audio:
“I’m not superstitious or anything, cross your fingers and knock on wood.”
“One Whirled View is not supposed to be a suporific.”

Topics:
Tall backed Cushy chairs, Dan no hat, RH tall hat, weather been great, Dan shows negligee, need for dark at night,
cancer in night workers, cancer prevention hormones, too many chemicals w/estrogenic effects, was response to the
negligee show the content or the form?, ionizing radiation, Bill Moyer’s show & chemical industry,
NIOSH – why is there no cancer prevention?


10/15/01
The Center of Peripheral Thought presents
One Whirled View
starrrrring (In no particular or photicular disorder)
Oxymoronic Dan Vega and
Acudoltic Roger Henry
Cameras pushed/pulled by Benjamin Calisch
Where did the chocolate go?
Not misdirected by Bonedaddy (Yo Momma!)

Clips from audio:
“This is the beginning of our 10th year.”
“You can’t fly a ship into a tall building.”
“You only know what universe you’re in when you don’t know what universe you’re in.”

Topics:
Red-light cameras to collect fines


10/1/01
The All that is Gold Does Not Glitter Society presents
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega as the Gilded Yard Stick and
Roger Henry as The Auric Measure Tool
Who Ate the Chocolate?
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Bonedaddy
Boardcast by the CAT

Clips from audio:
“I’ve sent more tonnage of stuff to the landfill than I presently store.”

Topics:
Response to 9/11, origins of Islam / Xianity, Sheldrake: DNA is a tuner, physteris/ fisteria, computer warfare,
orbiting EMP devices to shut down planet, stink as a weapon, Lothar Shaefer, science & religion not separate,
energy holds matter in place, living alone (Sufi wisdom)


9/17/01
Multiple Universe Views Presents
One Whirled View
with Quantum Mechanics Dan (Wrench Improbability) Vega
and
Roger (Spin Nuts) Henry
Chocolate Relativity Pamela Calischious
Inspiration by Max (Walking The) Planck
Wave Production RHenry
Directed by Relative Physiquist Bonedaddy
Boardcast by the CAT

“Clips from audio:
“It’s One Whirled View, but which Universe is it in?”
“This is real TV.”
“As real as it gets.”

Topics:
Relativity, mushrooms around town, Sponsored by Brand X, 9/11 responsees and question why, jumping from high buildings,
camera tilts, big point drop (684) for DOW, Wed. the 12th, bank insurers hurt, we are programmed to buy gasoline in an
emergency, then go shopping, consumer police, flag consumption, need for food growers, don’t’ runt to your bank!, we get
nervous when we don’t have fuel in the tank and cash in hand, bankruptcies up 25% Apr. to June, banks wrote off $2.8B in
bad loans, “Adam Smith and free market capitalism, self interset, rh yawns, true emptyness does not exist, quantum theory
suggest all possible events musht exist in some reality, we live in multiverse, quotes of Deutch, 30% of our economy
based on quantum phyusics stuff, conscious has lots to do w/reality, every moment is a universe


8/20/01
One Whirled View Harpoons One Whirled View
Starring in Disorder of Appearance
Dan Vega as Merman Helville and
Roger Henry as Doby Mick - The Great White Hope
Thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea. – Herman Melville
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Bonedaddy
Presided over by the CATS’ Queen of Everything Pamela Calischious

Clips from audio:
“The show that everyone is talking about but no one wants to think about.”

Topics:
Sperm whales in Gulf near dead zone, fire ants are here, simplicity, economic news, compassion.


8/13/01
Exotic World Views Present
One Whirled View
Starring Dan Vega as Florida Shark Bait and
Roger Henry as the Other White Meat
Camera Director Bonedaddy
Spiritual Advisor Religistics
Produced by RHenry
Boardcast by the CAT
No Talent was wasted in producing this film


7/23/01
You Know Versity of Arkansas presents
One Whirled View
Starring Dan Vega as Dean of Acadamnia Nuts
and
Roger Henry as The Chance Allure
Dissertation by Dan Vega
Cameras by the College of Scratch & Student Arrears
Producted by RHenry
Directed by Bonedaddy
Boardcast by the CAT, Fayetteville, Planet Earth, System of our Sun, Milky Way Galaxy, You Know Verse
July 2001 (buy some accounts)
Who knows?

Clips from audio:
“Some of you aren’t watching this show but we don’t know who you are, and we don’t care either.”


7/16/01
One Whirled View
starring Unknown Guest as Dan Vega
and
Weird Walk in as Roger Henry
Productions Values?
Pamela Calischious is the Chocoleator
There are 3 cameras!
produced by RHenry
Directed by Bonedaddy
Boardcast by the CAT

Clips from audio:
“It’s time for your bi-weekly out of mind experience.”


6/25/01
Look, it’s
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega
and
Pamela Calisch as Roger Henry
Director Jeffrey Davis or Jefferson Davis as we like to call him
Chocolate and hugs recommended
Camera people Benjamin Calisch or Benjamin Calisch


6/11/01
No credits

Topics:
OKC Tornado, 300+ mph winds, Chaos Theory of Lorentz, public executions, readings from 1984


5/14/01
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
starring Chance Lore Vega as Dan
Chance Seller Henry as Rod Ger
Hugs and Chocolate by Pamela
Cameras by Bonedaddy
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Alan
Broadcast by the CAT


4/30/01
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
featuring
Dan (Do Not Disturb) Vega
and
Roger (It’s Too Late) Henry
Cameras? Sure
Production Values? We don’t need no stinkin production values!
Produced by RHenry
Directed by the Director
Boardcast from the CAT


4/16/01
Some Whirled Views Present
One Whirled View
with
Dam Vega and Roger Henry
Camera Operations Bonedaddy
Chocolate & Hugs Pamela Calischious
Produced and Reproduced by RHenry
Director Alan
Standard Disclaimer
Cablecast from the CAT


4/9/01
Marvelous Misfits Productions Presents
One Whirled View
with
Agev Nad
&
Yrneh Regor
Cameras Yddadenob
Chocolate and Hugs Hcsilac Alemap
Misproduced by RHenry
Director Nala
You’re Watching the CAT

Topics:
Only show rehearsed after 4/2 failure to record


3/19/01
Many-mini Whirled Views present
One Whirled View
starring the embodiment of Dan Vega
and
the corpulation of Roger Henry,
Cameras spirited by Bonedaddy
Mini Others
Chocolation by Pamela Calischious
Produced by RHenry
Directed by Benjamin
Cablecast from the CAT


3/5/01
One Whirled View
with
Dan Vega –n- Roger Henry (Screen shot done with sheet of paper and marking pen


2/5/01
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
w/Dan Vega as Valetine
and
Roger Henry as Lupercus,
Cameras manipulated by Jim, Bones, Benjamin,
Chocolate and Hugs Pamela Caliscious,
Produced by RHenry,
Dir. Alan


1/22/01
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
w/Dan Vega as Two Whirled Views
and
Roger Henry as Three Whirled View,
Chocolate consumed by Pamela Chocalisch,
Cameras pushed around by Forth World Bonedaddy,
Produced by Fifth Whirled Henry,
Dir. Alan,
Broadcast 1st by CAT

Topics:
Sky in cameras, green screen, 0 year curse, mad cow


1/8/01
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
w/ Dan (none of your DNA) Vega as Chrome Ozone
and
Roger Henry as Lumin S Scent Swamp Gas
Pamela Callisch is the Rain Forest
Cameras pushed around the set by Benjamin Calisch and Bonedaddy
Produced by Rhenry
Directed by Alan

Topics:
Ice age can come quickly, global power outtage, electromag-stress, the idea of warming is more comfy than cooling,
world economies change, North American 10 commandments, 10 Box B commandments, human genome, DNA,
youniverse rather than weenieverse, what are we doing w/genetic recombinations, mad cow in sheep, Human coproform
encephalopathy, France banned animal-based feed for other animals, BSE in Germany, “Free roaming” turkeys wing to wing
in big barns


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