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1/10/00
Wow! Back by Popular Demand!
The first show of 2000.
Tonight … with Roger Henry and Dan Vega starring in
One Whirled View
the show that spans the centuries …
Oh, no!!! All the cool credits got wiped out!!!!!
Well, that sounds like a way to end 1999 and begin 2000.
Goodnight!!!!! Be with us for the next 1000 years ….
Clips from audio:
“It’s the New and Improved One Whirled View. How can you prove that? I don’t know.”
“Here we are, the show that makes everybody else look good.”
“Our hats are available at OneWhirledView dot come and get it.”
1/24/00
One Whirled View
with
Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Clips from audio:
“Look how good we look. I wonder if we look this good on TV? We oughta go on TV and see how good we look.”
2/7/00
Yes!!!! Back by Popular Demand! It’s those goofy stars of stage and screen:
Roger Henry and Dan Vega starring in
One Whirled View
the show that spans the ages …
3/6/00
No credits.
Clips from audio:
“This is Community Access Television, where anybody can come make a TV show and tell everybody else what they think,
or what they don’t think, or make a complete fool out of themselves, right? Like what we do.”
“Yeah, kinda like One Whirled View.”
3/20/00
No credits.
Clips from audio:
“It’s the 20th of March, which is the equinox, and I appreciate the fact that you pointed out while ago
that we will be equally noxious in honor of the occasion, and it’s a full moon, too.”
4/3/00
One Whirled View
with
Roger Henry and Dan Vega.
Clips from audio:
“For you viewers who are joining us for the first time tonight, you’ve still got time to turn off your TV or change channels.
For you who don’t know this, we call this the You Know Versity, like, you know,
which means you guys know more than we know. We have plenty of good questions and we don’t know what the answers are,
and it’s your job to figure it out. Good luck.”
4/17/00
Now: From the Spacy-ous C.A.T. Studios … it’s
One Whirled View
with
Roger Henry and Dan Vega
Chocolate Consumed by Pamela Calisch
(CREDITS BY RICHARD DRAKE)
Camera Models JVC KY-19, JVC KY-17
Studio Facilities Community Access Television, Fayetteville, Arkansas,
Clips from audio:
“I think Richard Drake just ran the wrong credits.”
“We don’t need no stinking awards, this show is its own reward.”
5/1/00
One World View
with
Tom Terrific as Dan Vega
and
Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog as Roger Henry
Director Pamela Calisch
Cameras and Credits Dawn L. Shoup
Clips from audio:
“It’s one more One Whirled View. It might be the one that breaks the camel’s back.”
5/15/00
One Whirled View
with
Renaldo Renaldo Renaldo as Dan Vega
and
Tora Tora Tora as Rota Rota Rota AKA Roger Henry
Directed by Dawn Shoup
Produced by RHenry
Viewed by Millions, Appreciated by Few.
No one else will touch it. Can’t Blame them.
Witnessed by paid studio audience.
Clips from audio:
“Everybody should know that One Whirled View is the only TV that discourages TV.”
6/12/00
One Whirled View
with
Roger Henry and Dan Vega.
Clips from audio:
“This is One Whirled View, the show that is revolting .. against corporate imperialism,
and true to the tendency in our society, this show is more about form than substance.”
6/26/00
It’s that time again!!!
One Whirled View
with
Roger Henry and Dan Vega.
7/10/00
One Whirled View
starring
Dan Vega as Guy Left
and
Roger Henry as Dude Right
Camera Personage Art Heether and Jeff Davis
Chocolate consumed by Pamela Calisch
Directed by Chocolate Consumer Pamela Callisch
Viewed by Gadzillions, Appreciated by Most, Questioned by All
Produced by Roger Henry, who should know better.
Clips from audio:
"We aren’t telling you what to think, we’re suggesting you think."
7/24/00
Oh, No!! It’s … it’s …
One Whirled View
with Dan Vega, Pamela Calisch
Producer (in absentia) Roger Henry
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Cameras Frank Calisch, Ben Calisch
8/7/00
One Whirled View
with
Stilvester Saloon as Dan Vega
and
Ronald McSchwartzendonald as Roger Henry
Written by Dan Vega, B.S.
Directed by Richard S. Drake
Chocolate consumed by Pamela Calisch
Produced by Roger Henry
Billions and Billions Served
Yep, you’re watching the CAT
Witnessed by mostly clad studio audience
8/21/00
The Solarge Corporation Presents
One Whirled View
with
Genghis Khan as Dan Vega
and
Timor the Lame as Roger Henry
Pamela Choclisch is consuming chocolate
Benjamin Calilsch is behind the cameras
Clips from audio:
“No askee, no tellee vision.”
9/18/00
One Whirled View Presents
One Whirled View
Introducing
Dan Vega as Dan Vega
and
Yrneh Regor as Roger Henry
Cameras rolled around in the studio by Benjamin Calisch, Jerry Stiles
Chocolator Pamela Calisch
Sound board stroked by Jeff Davis
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Alan
View by millions, suspect by all.
Yep, you’re watching the CAT.
Clips from audio:
“The only One Whirled View that has ever been rehearsed.”
“We always begin with the weather report because weather matters. Weather. You like it or not.”
10/2/00
October 2, 2000
The Guys in the Studio Present
One Whirled View
with
Dude on your left as Dan Vega
and
Guy who is smart as Roger Henry
Camera operators include but not limited to …
Clips from audio:
“Politics is all we’re going to talk about tonight, but in a way, everything is political.”
10/16/00
One Whirled View Presents
One Whirled View
starring Dan Vega as All Gore and
Roger G. Henry as Engorge W/ Busch
Cory is the Camera Dude!
Directed by Frank Zappa
Written by Dirty Dan
Produced by Roger Henry
Boardcast by the CAT
Viewed by millions, understood by few
Clips from audio:
“You may think that Frank Zappa is no longer on the planet, but that’s not true.
We have him here tonight and he’s directing our show, and he reminds you to not eat the yellow snow.”
10/30/00
October 30.. 2000
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
starring Agev Nad as Dan Vega and Yrneh Regor as Roger Henry
Camera Dude is Benjamin Calish
Directed by Alan
Written by Dan Vega
Produced by Roger Henry
Title and credits and all kinds of miscellaneous stuff by RHenry
who is teasing you by typing this all together and challenging you to read fast ..
HA HA!
You’re watching the CAT
Clips from audio:
“Politics is fun.”
11/13/00
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
starring
Gnobody as Dan Vega
and
Knowbody as Roger Henry
Cameras pointed by BMF
Obfuscated by Dan Vega
ReProduced by Roger Henry
Directed by Alan
Most watched by Chamber of Commerce
Bandcast by THE CAT
11/27/00
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
starring
Take a guess who is Dan Vega
and
(Fill in the blank) is Roger Henry
Cameras rolled around by Bonedaddy
Generally Obfuscated by Dan Vega
Desultorian RHenry
Hugs by Pamela Calisch
Produced by Roger Henry
Directed by Alan
Most watched by Chamber of Commerce
Bardcast by the CAT.
Clips from audio:
“The election is still going on, and locally it’s not over yet either.”
12/11/00
One Whirled View presents
One Whirled View
starring
Dan Vega as Roger Henry
and
Roger Henry as Dan Vega
Directed by No Body
Cameras by Know Body
Chocolate by God
God by Gno Body
Produced by RHenry
Production and broadcast facilities by the CAT
Clips from audio:
“What do you think, Dan?”
"The viewers have to think. I don’t have to think.”
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