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Moral Compass: [-4, 5].
They recommend I try Socialism (surprise), and that no U.S. parties currently match my political views. I have a 75% match with Jimmy carter, I probably should have voted for Kucinich in the 2008 election, and only 12% of the people taking the test were further left than me. I have also, over the past two years, drifted back to the right (Last score: -5, 5.5).
How d'ya like them apples? (2009.06.29)


Political Compass: [-9.12, -6.41]
I'm still on the Libertarian left, though I seem to have drifted slightly more rightward and less libertarian. I suppose I'm more for freedom but a little muddled about economics, which sounds about right, really. (2009.06.29)


What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The South
The West
Philadelphia
Boston
The Inland North
North Central
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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As of 2006.08.10:
Nerdity Quotient: 56.4 3.2% (282/500)

A 3.2% increase over a 12-month period. I'm a little worried.

Purity: 67.2 74.6% (164/500)
A 7.4% decrease over a 12-month period. I have to admit, it's getting better.


And on that note:

Which HP Kid Are You?
(Not that this was terribly surprising; I think there's actually
a Granger's Disease for overeducated nerds. -- ICL
)

Which Harry Potter Character are you?
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My Ozy and Millie title is:
Commander Parallel Cauldron Hyper-Wallpaper Octopoid Doodad Jacob Lewis (the Fourty-Second) !

To get your Ozy and Millie title, enter your name here:


What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting along the freeway, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh notcarlos! And he gives a mighty roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! Man, that's some good coffee!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Top-hat.I am a Top-hat.

I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Notcarlos' Disorder
Cause:unknown
Symptoms:vague depression, vague delusions, orange ears, vomiting
Cure:infect someone else
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.


What Type of Villain are You?
mutedfaith.com.


Your pirate name is:
Captain Jack Bonney
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Arrr! Get yer pirate name here!


Leo
I should be dating a Leo. 23 July - 22 August This mate is honest and loyal, with a sunny
disposition. Though this lion has the tendency
to be arrogant, sulky or smug, he/she is
unrestrained in bed.
(incedentally, their note for Aquarius is also spot-on -- for me, that is).
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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You are Neo
You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.

What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Gandalf

Gandalf the Grey

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Gandalf, Wizard, a guardian against the Dark Lord.

In the movie, I am played by Ian McKellen.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test  with Perseus Web Survey Software


Your IQ score is

131

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

Your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior. You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level.

DisorderRating
Paranoid Disorder:Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder:High
Antisocial Disorder:Moderate
Borderline Disorder:Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:Low
Narcissistic Disorder:High
Avoidant Disorder:Moderate
Dependent Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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I'm Destiny!
Which Member of the Endless Are You?

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a little dog. I'm a loyal and trusting companion, always ready to protect my friends. Even if they do feed me tripe, sometimes.
Which NetHack Monster Are You?




what's your inner flower?

[c] s u g a r d e w


I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test


You Are a Little Scary
A Little Scary!
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How scary are you?



How evil are you?

I'm Torg!
Which Sluggy Freelance Character Are You?

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kong.I am Kong.
Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You?



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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com


All Idealists (NFs) share the following core characteristics:


Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible self--always this quest for self-knowledge and self-improvement drives their imagination. And they want to help others make the journey. Idealists are naturally drawn to working with people, and whether in education or counseling, in social services or personnel work, in journalism or the ministry, they are gifted at helping others find their way in life, often inspiring them to grow as individuals and to fulfill their potentials.

Idealists are rare, making up no more than 8 to 10 percent of the population. But their ability to inspire people with their enthusiasm and their idealism has given them influence far beyond their numbers. 

The four types of Idealists are:

Healers (INFP) | Counselors (INFJ) | Champions (ENFP) | Teachers (ENFJ)


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