"Marry Me, Bea Arthur Fund"
Despite my multiple letters sent to Bea expressing my love for her, I have received no reply. I am sure the mailman is to blame. As a result, I have created the “Marry Me, Bea Arthur” Fund. With your help, I plan to raise enough money for me to buy an airplane ticket to see her in L.A. where I will propose to her. Feel free to donate the amount that is appropriate for you. After all, you can’t put a price on true love.
